A man and his ever-nagging wife went on
vacation to Jerusalem. While
they were there, the wife passed away. The
undertaker told the husband,
"You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you
can bury her here, in the
Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and
told him he would just
have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend
$5,000 to ship your wife
home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here
and you would spend
only $150?"

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here,
was buried here, and three
days later he rose from the dead. I just can't
take that chance."

u are not serious o!