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Re: Show Off Your Qualifications Here by slap1(m): 5:06pm On Mar 25, 2010
Where is EngineerAdesegun B. Mapomeji? Come show ur mapifications.
Re: Show Off Your Qualifications Here by saokea(m): 5:07pm On Mar 25, 2010
ElRazur, I guess most of us are illiterate OMO ITAs. An average level headed Nigerian is a hustler!
Re: Show Off Your Qualifications Here by ElRazur: 5:14pm On Mar 25, 2010
saokea:

ElRazur, I guess most of us are illiterate OMO ITAs. An average level headed Nigerian is a hustler!

Speak for yourself. Some of us are hard working individuals, who are just straight-up hard working people and not hustler. Kai.
Re: Show Off Your Qualifications Here by bashydemy(m): 5:17pm On Mar 25, 2010
PDP
AC
ANPP
APGA
SDP
NRC
CNN
BBC
MOT
NDP
NUT,    etc
Re: Show Off Your Qualifications Here by Nobody: 5:18pm On Mar 25, 2010
only on a nigerian forum would you get daft threads like these.

why show off your  so-called 'qualifications' to faceless people on the net who care 0% what qualifications you have or don't have.

Next thing,we will have a thread asking us to declare our net-worth and bank balance.

I fear for una oooo
Re: Show Off Your Qualifications Here by ElRazur: 5:19pm On Mar 25, 2010
MrPrsdent:

only on a nigerian forum would you get daft threads like these.

why show off your  so-called 'qualifications' to faceless people on the net who care 0% what qualifications you have or don't have.

Next thing,we will have a thread asking us to declare our net-worth and bank balance.

I fear for una oooo

This is why I love this guy. He is one straight-talking son-of-a-woman who do not give two monkeys. I like him!

grin grin grin
Re: Show Off Your Qualifications Here by abdulmutab: 5:19pm On Mar 25, 2010
Bsc, igbo langauge, Msc. Yoruba, Phd Hausa language.
stupid thread. cool shocked undecided
Re: Show Off Your Qualifications Here by pimp(m): 5:21pm On Mar 25, 2010
Standard Six (Hons)
Re: Show Off Your Qualifications Here by TemiladeE1(f): 5:22pm On Mar 25, 2010
Re: Show Off Your Qualifications Here by Realvoice(m): 5:25pm On Mar 25, 2010
MrPrsdent:

only on a nigerian forum would you get daft threads like these.

why show off your so-called 'qualifications' to faceless people on the net who care 0% what qualifications you have or don't have.

Next thing,we will have a thread asking us to declare our net-worth and bank balance.

I fear for una oooo

Mr President, easy now. Some threads are good for their entertaining and comical value, gives me something to ease out stress at work.
Re: Show Off Your Qualifications Here by desthan(m): 5:29pm On Mar 25, 2010
O.O.O
C.C.C
F.R.C.N
N.T.A
A.I.T
T.B.N
P.O.O
Zap
Re: Show Off Your Qualifications Here by obyann(f): 5:30pm On Mar 25, 2010
kindergarten undecided undecided undecided
Re: Show Off Your Qualifications Here by kehnie: 5:32pm On Mar 25, 2010
MBA-HUMAN RESOURCE MANAGEMENT
BSC-BUSINESS ADMINISTRATION
MNIM-MEMBER NIGERIAN INSTITUTE OF MANAGEMENT
26 Yrs
3 Yrs working experience wink
kennylakenny@yahoo.com
Re: Show Off Your Qualifications Here by sley4life(m): 5:36pm On Mar 25, 2010
LIES plenty here
Re: Show Off Your Qualifications Here by oloksman1(m): 5:36pm On Mar 25, 2010
Btech in Road-side ROGER collection,
HND in AGBERO technology,
Certified in NURTW chairmanship
President Road transporter Asso.
Expert in "Show me ur patikulaz"
Ph.d Kokolet sampling
MSc. shallowing,
and still going overseas for professorship in the institute of ALL TRADE in West Bank
and the rest when "thy kingdom come"

sebi dem say acquire knowlegde from Cradle to Grave,
Re: Show Off Your Qualifications Here by klovesh: 5:42pm On Mar 25, 2010
B Sc. Yoruba Science and Engineering (Double Honours)
Re: Show Off Your Qualifications Here by Nobody: 5:46pm On Mar 25, 2010
Ph.D in Governing the world.
Re: Show Off Your Qualifications Here by ilosiwaju: 5:51pm On Mar 25, 2010
L.A.S.T.M.A.
K.A.I.
F.R.S.C.
N.E.P.A.
N.P.F.
N.R.C.
S.D.P.
K.D.K.
S.M.C.
H.P.
all obtained from the university of toronto, i was okadigbo's classmate.
grin grin grin
Re: Show Off Your Qualifications Here by Otobroto(f): 5:53pm On Mar 25, 2010
Repeated Primary 6 (2 times),
Wrote JAMB 5 times,
Had 9 Carry overs and later spent 9 years for a Degree in Failuretology,
Finally, was later honoured with a Degree, for outstanding performance by not being able to graduate without assistance grin grin grin

Employers, please note!.
Re: Show Off Your Qualifications Here by Eaglebabe: 5:54pm On Mar 25, 2010
Phd.(house help)
15years work experience.
Re: Show Off Your Qualifications Here by saokea(m): 5:55pm On Mar 25, 2010
Hustling, Hard working, Energetic, Zealous, Assiduous all mean the same to me. smiley
Re: Show Off Your Qualifications Here by slap1(m): 5:57pm On Mar 25, 2010
kehnie:

MBA-HUMAN RESOURCE MANAGEMENT
BSC-BUSINESS ADMINISTRATION
MNIM-MEMBER NIGERIAN INSTITUTE OF MANAGEMENT
26 Yrs
3 Yrs working experience wink
kennylakenny@yahoo.com No job for you, sir!
klovesh:

B Sc. Yoruba Science and Engineering (Double Honours)

Triple nko?
Re: Show Off Your Qualifications Here by slap1(m): 5:58pm On Mar 25, 2010
Temilade£:

No Qualification but i earned more than a banker in nigeria grin
  do u pull triggers for the PDP?
Re: Show Off Your Qualifications Here by slyk2(m): 5:59pm On Mar 25, 2010
politician

jp

binto
Re: Show Off Your Qualifications Here by slap1(m): 6:02pm On Mar 25, 2010
Otobroto:

Repeated Primary 6 (2 times),
Wrote JAMB 5 times,
Had 9 Carry overs and later spent 9 years for a Degree in Failuretology,
Finally, was later honoured with a Degree, for outstanding performance by not being able to graduate without assistance grin grin grin

Employers, please note!.
I thought as much!
Re: Show Off Your Qualifications Here by adebaxton(m): 6:04pm On Mar 25, 2010
Na ur qualification dey shack you when 22 yrs old sef dey graduated from the best uni.
Pls lets use dis our Head and bring a better topic.Peace off
Re: Show Off Your Qualifications Here by chamotex(m): 6:04pm On Mar 25, 2010
P-I-M-P
FWB

Omo Onile (Bsc)
Re: Show Off Your Qualifications Here by iz2much: 6:05pm On Mar 25, 2010
yes
diploma
bsc
msc
phd
Re: Show Off Your Qualifications Here by kpolli(m): 6:06pm On Mar 25, 2010
His Royal Excellency, the Acting Vice President of the Federal Republic Of Nigeria
Re: Show Off Your Qualifications Here by Otobroto(f): 6:21pm On Mar 25, 2010
slap1:

I thought as much!

I knew you will comment on it. grin grin grin
Re: Show Off Your Qualifications Here by Demainman1: 6:25pm On Mar 25, 2010
RCCG (Gospel Management)
MFM (Fire/Die Engineering)
CE (Fine Babes Tech)
OOO (Occultic Administration)
WC (Masters in Tithe Management)
TBJ (Prophecy Accountancy)

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Re: Show Off Your Qualifications Here by 2CatWoman: 6:43pm On Mar 25, 2010
why show off your so-called 'qualifications' to faceless people on the net who care 0% what qualifications you have or don't have.

Hehe. You beat me to it but at least some people have entertained us with some made up qualifications grin

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