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| If I Catch You I Take You To Bed by Elmos: 1:56am On Mar 21, 2010 |
This is the content of the letter i picked up from my girlfriend bag IF A CATCH YOU I WILL TAKE YOU TO BED I WILL MAKE YOU HOT I WILL MAKE YOU SWEAT YOU WILL SHAKE FROM HEAD TO TOES YOU WILL SPEAK IN TONGUE YOU WILL WISH I DIDN'T COME TO YOUR LIFE NO ONE WILL LOVE TO HAVE ME FROM YOU YOU WILL SHOUT YOU WILL SCREAM YOU WILL NO SLEEP UNTIL MY POWER DWINDLED YOURS SINCERELY MALARIA |
| Re: If I Catch You I Take You To Bed by studio43(m): 2:13am On Mar 21, 2010 |
Working hard to make me laugh |
| Re: If I Catch You I Take You To Bed by Pogistega(m): 7:28am On Mar 21, 2010 |
No comment |
| Re: If I Catch You I Take You To Bed by Dyt(f): 8:28am On Mar 21, 2010 |
Keep growing |
| Re: If I Catch You I Take You To Bed by creampy(f): 11:45am On Mar 21, 2010 |
malaria!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Re: If I Catch You I Take You To Bed by Nobody: 3:37pm On Mar 21, 2010 |
Take this to the sexuality section  |
| Re: If I Catch You I Take You To Bed by clemcykul(f): 1:40pm On Mar 22, 2010 |
poster u gat my mind running haywire  |
| Re: If I Catch You I Take You To Bed by D1KeleVra(m): 2:32pm On Mar 22, 2010 |
only u  |
| Re: If I Catch You I Take You To Bed by flexystar(f): 5:27pm On Mar 22, 2010 |
i believe ur girlfirend is the malaria. |
| Re: If I Catch You I Take You To Bed by clemcykul(f): 12:24pm On Mar 23, 2010 |
tot dats ur middle name? |
| Re: If I Catch You I Take You To Bed by sylve11: 1:10pm On Mar 23, 2010 |
**yawns**  |
| Re: If I Catch You I Take You To Bed by flexystar(f): 10:29am On Mar 24, 2010 |
hey u close ur mouth |
| Re: If I Catch You I Take You To Bed by D1KeleVra(m): 2:48pm On Mar 24, 2010 |
na why u come dey shine ur 15 teeth dey match my loafers?   |
| Re: If I Catch You I Take You To Bed by benedictac(f): 5:03pm On Mar 24, 2010 |
sylve11: u dey hungry |
| Re: If I Catch You I Take You To Bed by lbotus(f): 5:14pm On Mar 24, 2010 |
Yes, give am garri drink |
| Re: If I Catch You I Take You To Bed by GeMoney(m): 5:48am On Mar 25, 2010 |
i don read some of dis @Elmos post, he no sabi talk joke, meaning say e no get comedy swag. i no get anything i fit tell d bobo self, if u ask am make e resign now e go b like say person no like am, na health section fit Mr. Elmos abi wetin una my fellow NL think. |
| Re: If I Catch You I Take You To Bed by clemcykul(f): 9:30am On Mar 25, 2010 |
hiss** |
| Re: If I Catch You I Take You To Bed by sylve11: 9:37am On Mar 25, 2010 |
follow u join hiss** |
| Re: If I Catch You I Take You To Bed by lbotus(f): 9:43am On Mar 25, 2010 |
follow follow, blind |
| Re: If I Catch You I Take You To Bed by sylve11: 11:09am On Mar 25, 2010 |
Ibotus, i better pass u |
| Re: If I Catch You I Take You To Bed by clemcykul(f): 11:17am On Mar 25, 2010 |
chei! see illusion  |
| Re: If I Catch You I Take You To Bed by lbotus(f): 11:20am On Mar 25, 2010 |
@ sylve, with dat ur bend down select spectacles?  |
| Re: If I Catch You I Take You To Bed by clemcykul(f): 11:58am On Mar 25, 2010 |
nice one hehhehe |
| Re: If I Catch You I Take You To Bed by lbotus(f): 12:05pm On Mar 25, 2010 |
u inhale laffing gas? |
| Re: If I Catch You I Take You To Bed by clemcykul(f): 12:07pm On Mar 25, 2010 |
why u dey worry me na, i snatch ur babe |
| Re: If I Catch You I Take You To Bed by D1KeleVra(m): 12:10pm On Mar 25, 2010 |
his meat  |
| Re: If I Catch You I Take You To Bed by lbotus(f): 12:17pm On Mar 25, 2010 |
Clement, i no be gay. Dickele,na only food u sabi. |
| Re: If I Catch You I Take You To Bed by D1KeleVra(m): 12:25pm On Mar 25, 2010 |
meat there isn't really food. . . maybe my mind is truly corrupt |
| Re: If I Catch You I Take You To Bed by lbotus(f): 12:29pm On Mar 25, 2010 |
hehee, thank God u know ya mind is corrupt |
| Re: If I Catch You I Take You To Bed by D1KeleVra(m): 12:33pm On Mar 25, 2010 |
wha'evr mhen  |
| Re: If I Catch You I Take You To Bed by sylve11: 1:11pm On Mar 25, 2010 |
lbotus: e nor get levels pass dat ur radio rope wen u dey use as belt? |
| Re: If I Catch You I Take You To Bed by clemcykul(f): 1:29pm On Mar 25, 2010 |
@ ibotus i aint gay either, lol i no even toast you Nigerians! *shakes head* |
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