In a school, during the end of the year school activities, each student were asked to introduce themselves and their families. Each one will come out mentioning their names, their parents’ names and titles. Here are some of the way they introduced themselves

My Name is ABC
I was born in London, England
The name of my Father is Alhaji (Chief) Dr Ado John Sule MBBS FRCS, FWCGO
The name of my mother is Alhaja (Chief) Mrs. Ado Janet Sule (B.A, MA)

Anther one said

My Name is Adewale Chukwudi Sanusi
I was born in Newark USA
The Name of father is Barrister (Chief) Olusegun Chukwudi Sanusi (LLB, BL, and LLM, LLD JP)
The name of my mother is Lolo Amina Chukwudi Sanusi (B.ED., M.ED)

So also all other student came up with one title or the other for their parents, when it was the time for Bolaji, an orphan whose parents were ordinary Nigerian Bricklayer and pepper seller

He came out and said, every eye were focused on him for they all knew his parents social status, he said, you all have introduced all your parents and their various titles, well I don’t need to say my parents titles and qualqualifications non of your parents has achieved the title my parent has and non of your parent has the qualqualificationsparents possess, his mate were enraged they said he was lying, they know his father did not have the qualqualifications titles their parents own, when the noise was too much his teacher forced him to say the title and qualqualificationshis parent which any of the parents of other student doesn’t have, he leisurely walk to the Black board and wrote Title is LATE and degree is RIP

Serves them right