I don’t know about you, but when someone tells me not to Google something , I immediately do it.
It’s a sickness i guess because I can’t think of a single instance where whatever I discovered online after being explicitly warned against looking for it didn’t live up to my awful expectations. In other words, when people tell you not to Google something, they usually have a damn good reason.

So why am I sharing this roundup post of things you shouldn’t google, knowing full well that some of you are going to Google them anyway, and I will be the one to blame for your subsequent discomfort?
Because I am a very, very, very bad person, that’s why.
Keep reading … IF YOU DARE.


That said, here are a few things you should never type into Google’s search box :



1.Clock spider




I can’t even type those words without my scalp crawling. Now, I have a THING about spiders so your creep factor on this one may vary, but if you’re a fellow arachnophobe, you definitely definitely don’t want to Google Image Search this term.



2.Bedbugs on Mattress



SWEET JESUS NO!



3.Wet koala




Eventually the Internet will inform you that the viral image of a “wet koala” is in fact fake. But not before you are SCARRED FOR LIFE by the damp, fanged, rage-filled creature someone dreamed up via Photoshop.



4.Tetris Fantic




What could ever be wrong about googling Tetris? I mean, it’s Tetris, right? Wrong again. There is a type of pornographic fan fiction inspired by Tetris. It sounds something like this:
“I unbuttoned the blue pixel I had on my lower half and instructed her on the ways of pre-intimacy. As her top pixel met my bottom pixel, I let out an ecstatic sigh. Such pleasure I had never experienced in my life …”



5.Yourself




Either you’ll find no proof whatsoever of your existence, or you’ll realize just how screwed-up your Internet legacy will be. There’s no happy outcome here.



6.Lazy sundays




There are no words to describe this… Unless you are into old men, who enjoy “scrubbing” each other in the shower, you should try to stay away.



7.Blue Waffle




There is honestly no need to elaborate. Whatever you do, just don’t.



8.Tub Girl




Do you know the games where you have to concentrate really, really, really hard, and then a scary face appears out of nowhere and you fall of your chair crying? Tub girl is in some ways similar to those faces, because it manages to scare the life out of innocent people. If you haven’t seen it yet, don’t look it up, because your reaction might be similar to this guy’s.


9.Fournier



10.Meatspin


11.Goatse (Espcially not this one)

12.Two Girls,One cup

13.Cake farts

14.Skeleton in the closet

15.Google pewdiepie

16.Lemon party

17.Mr.Hands



and that’s todays list don’t be too curious to know them.

Also Read on: 9 Google Tricks You Need To Try Out.

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3. Wet koala

LOL! Been laughing for the last 5 minutes!

let me start searching

Shitz i read on Nairaland home page on daily basic are more terrifying than all this....Nothing scares me...

i have no idea y i shouldnt google dem

Norhing

calddon:
i have no idea y i shouldnt google dem

Google them first and you'll have an idea

Let me visit Mr Google.

Mofe72:
let me start searching

OK. lemme go and google those things now

Thanks OP I learnt something new

McBeal10:
OK. lemme go and google those things now

When you do, please tell me about those things especially the one OP didn't bother to explain. I don't dare google gory images but then again, my curiosity is as high as the heavens.

The most effective way of convincing someone to do something you want them to do but don't want them to know that you want them to do it is by painting a gory picture of something and then, leaving it out there... We call it revise psychology.

now I have to google them

Evablizin:


Let me visit Mr Google.

Kk

This makes absolutely no sense to me, I googled all that shit you listed, nothing particularly hair constricting about those.

.clock spider is not as scary as u make it sound

I dey Google now selff

Not as disgusting as Rainbow kiss

And what's wrong with googling pewdiepie?

StarBukola:
.clock spider is not as scary as u make it sound

What's it all about? I can't google those. I'm not a fan of gory and repulsive sights but I'm otherwise very curious to know. Thanks

Dayvhid:
Not as disgusting as Rainbow kiss

Pray tell, what's it all about bro?

Well dat blue waffles was disturbing

Nice one

I've seen this kinda topic more than 5 times on NL

Thanking God barbecue is not one of the words!

koice:
The most effective way of convincing someone to do something you want them to do but don't want them to know that you want them to do it is by painting a gory picture of something and then, leaving it out there... We call it revise psychology.

*reverse

blaquebelle:
*reverse

Yeah, that's the correct spelling. Thanks.

Dayvhid:
Not as disgusting as Rainbow kiss

So disgusting

this is the 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000th time am seing this nonsense

EniHolar:


So disgusting

I couldn't eat after reading that.....something still push me go images