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Two Classes Of Whatsapp Status Viewers by HushTee(m): 6:17am On Nov 24, 2017
That's how I found this funny but true post on Adetutu's status (Adetutu is a good friend by the way)
You know in this life ...on whatsapp, there are two types of Viewers of Whatsapp Statuses

The First Group
It doesn't matter the number of statuses you upload at once, they are not happy, but they cannot carry it over!
ehhnnn ...they gatz know wassup with your life!!!
-How far you've made it
-Your progress
-How you're doing (better/worse than them)
-The guy/girl you're gonna end up with last last
-If you've got a job or not etc
They just gatz dey updated! They are not happy but they must see what you got. The interesting thing about this set of people is that they can't even press the "mute" button on you, azzzin it will cost them their peace of mind. They are the ones who get an heart attack the moment they don't see your update in a day ...why? they will think you've blocked them!

The Second Group
These ones are just so in love with you naturally wink wink. Maybe your updates
-Made them laugh their asses out
-Encourage them
-Ministered to tehm
-Motivated them
-Gave them hopes ...and all etc.
So much that they just cannot wait to see your next updates

Re: Two Classes Of Whatsapp Status Viewers by mrmksmith: 5:32pm On Apr 06, 2019
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Re: Two Classes Of Whatsapp Status Viewers by jbblues24(m): 8:02pm On May 30, 2019
My mum rates this shot very admirable. cheesy
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