Everyday for the snake-killer, one day for the snake!

Prec1ous:
Snakergency, snakergency!!

Calling all brigade to report to the repitilian parade, beware of incoming insurgence.

Agent Puff Adder has been terminated, i repeat terminated!

This is not a drill, this is not a snake drill. Bite any non-snakisian at sight.

Yours Venomously,
Snakeral Lalasticlala, Python Division.
Commander of the Snakous forces!

egwuriegwu.
Imagine u without nairaland:\

This one don mad before

Prec1ous:
Snakergency, snakergency!!

Calling all brigade to report to the repitilian parade, beware of incoming insurgence.

Agent Puff Adder has been terminated, i repeat terminated!

This is not a drill, this is not a snake drill. Bite any non-snakisian at sight.

Yours Venomously,
Snakeral Lalasticlala, Python Division.
Commander of the Snakous forces!

engrkaz:
My cousin just moved into her apartment last week.... And this is d second time she will be receiving this unwanted visitor in such a short while...

Who get interest? Holla me.. I don't eat snakes.. But u can holla if u want it...

What state is she in ? Let her fumigate the house better still this Is Africa there are some scents snakes hate she can plant certain flowers or get some scents that can be burnt .the north has them very well

A friends friend saw a baby snake in her house and its a large family house with many kids...she got a snake charmer and the snake charmer like joke got put over20 snakes take it or leave it
Plesw let her not joke ..Nigeria is running really low on treatment for snake poisons

pol23:
That name no resemble Snake name at all...

Hmmm..why not hit google

wtfcoded:

egwuriegwu.
Imagine u without nairaland:\

Egwuriegwu

Imagine you life without sense!

engrkaz:
My cousin just moved into her apartment last week.... And this is d second time she will be receiving this unwanted visitor in such a short while...

Who get interest? Holla me.. I don't eat snakes.. But u can holla if u want it...

O boy!

Puff adder no be play play snake ooo.

Your cousin needs to be really careful in that area

Prec1ous:
Snakergency, snakergency!!

Calling all brigade to report to the repitilian parade, beware of incoming insurgence.

Agent Puff Adder has been terminated, i repeat terminated!

This is not a drill, this is not a snake drill. Bite any non-snakisian at sight.

Yours Venomously,
Snakeral Lalasticlala, Python Division.
Commander of the Snakous forces!

Snakeral 1 reporting.

. Bros, abeg where you escape from?

skillful01:

Snakeral 1 reporting.

. Bros, abeg where you escape from?

From the snake pit, snakeral 1.

The revolution is rising strong.

Prepare for the rise of the MAMBAS!

emorse:
OP, how much will you pay me if I blow my whistle loud enough for lalasticlala to hear?

you don't need to blow any whistle for lala to know there is snake here,he perceives them even in his sleep

There is presently a dearth of antivenom in Nigeria for venomous snakes and we are the in the serpentine season. Please advise her to fumigate the house and its surroundings. She should also install nets and wire mesh on all openings (doors, windows, air vents, etc). Please be safe. Puff adders are savage, and they have no joy!

Sleekydee:
that's a puff adder.

One of the most dangerous snakes in the world.

I am thinking you are the cousin.


But however, the bigger one maybe close somewhere even watching ....be more careful


N.a. bush the place be?

Is it all this " I must pack " to my personal house before new year people?

engrkaz:
My cousin just moved into her apartment last week.... And this is d second time she will be receiving this unwanted visitor in such a short while...

Who get interest? Holla me.. I don't eat snakes.. But u can holla if u want it...

This snake is actually one of d most poisonous in africa..

Its venom dissolves human flesh..

From ny finding.. Its even poisonous than a cape cobra and the saw scaled viper
Kudos to ur sis

NwaAmaikpe:



I'd love to smuggle one of those into Mama Mubashiru's room and watch her run out nàked.

ibia kwa

TherisingCEO:
even me.. I tremble at the sight of it.

lol.. Kpele..

Second time in just few months of packing inside, before one year, hw many Una go go kill. Becareful to avoid stories that touch.

I am new to this forum. Posts have trended and went but one name remains- Lalastica!
Pls who is this world famous Lalastica, the Mayor of Nairaland?

Puff daddy

Lala's fav

uncle lala be like 'bless this food oh Lord for Christ sake amen'

If that's a puff adder that snake is really poisonous.

boss1310:
the way I hate and fear these slithering things I will park from the house even if i built it myself

Then join Gryffindor instead.

One day she will buns adder!!!


STOP KILLING PEOPLE'S ANCESTORS!

I almost broke my arm while trying to kill one last week!

I really have to ask, Is wild Animal killings celebrate on Niraland or what??..expecially snakes.

Really Bad!

Chai I thought they call it poor father all these while now I know better.. We always see it around my work place

Eewww

When I saw Puff was expecting to see Daddy. Thought someone's cousin killed Puff Daddy.