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Funny Prophecies For Nigeria In 2018. Please, Add Your Own! by superhumanist(m): 12:57pm On Dec 02, 2017 |
1. Many pastors will cry over tithe as the #FreeTheSheeple movement grows larger (some are crying already) 2. Freeze will suffer numerous abuses to his person. Does he think that he will pour sand into pastors' garri and go scott free? 3. Lai Lie Muhammed will tell another scandalous lie for APC as reelection nears. 4. More controversial videos of pastors preaching falsehoods will surface. 5. Oyedepo will establish another multi-million business enterprise in which half the members cant afford to patronize. 6. Wailers and anti-APC crowd will wail some more. Prices are going to go up next year. The suffering continues 7. Apostle Suleiman's hair will recede even more. More 8. More christians will become less religious or even atheists thanks to Nigerian churches' corruption 9. The pope will shame more Nigerian pastors as he will give away many luxurious gifts in order to live a humble life. 10. Transgender activists will tag team with gay activists to have a louder voice. Bobrisky never start. 11. There will be a fight for christianity as they will backlash against growing calls for gay rights, no tithes and transparency in church finance. 12. A lot of runs girls will lose market as their pastor sugar daddies are even under more scrutiny nowadays cc hahn, hopefullandlord, purem, adepeter2027, felixomor 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Funny Prophecies For Nigeria In 2018. Please, Add Your Own! by purem(m): 1:05pm On Dec 02, 2017 |
13. Most of the top pastors are spending their Xmas at there home town only few can have the money to go abroad 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Funny Prophecies For Nigeria In 2018. Please, Add Your Own! by hahn(m): 1:18pm On Dec 02, 2017 |
The sheeple will stay pay money and claim they are right It is always hard to "unfool" a fool 1 Like |
Re: Funny Prophecies For Nigeria In 2018. Please, Add Your Own! by superhumanist(m): 1:22pm On Dec 02, 2017 |
hahn: It is actually easier to fool a lot of people than to convince them that they are being fooled, especially in the case of religion. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny Prophecies For Nigeria In 2018. Please, Add Your Own! by hahn(m): 1:30pm On Dec 02, 2017 |
superhumanist: Yeah. It is like the religious enjoy their foolishness |
Re: Funny Prophecies For Nigeria In 2018. Please, Add Your Own! by felixomor: 1:53pm On Dec 02, 2017 |
A.P.S. Association of Pained Souls Receive Healing guys. |
Re: Funny Prophecies For Nigeria In 2018. Please, Add Your Own! by superhumanist(m): 2:20pm On Dec 02, 2017 |
felixomor: It is funny that it is your fellow tithe preachers that are crying over Freeze's rebuking of their tithe-hustle. Pastors are crying over their potential lost income 1 Like |
Re: Funny Prophecies For Nigeria In 2018. Please, Add Your Own! by hopefulLandlord: 2:32pm On Dec 02, 2017 |
Ride on pastor superhumanist |
Re: Funny Prophecies For Nigeria In 2018. Please, Add Your Own! by superhumanist(m): 2:47pm On Dec 02, 2017 |
Re: Funny Prophecies For Nigeria In 2018. Please, Add Your Own! by felixomor: 2:59pm On Dec 02, 2017 |
superhumanist: Crying ke...... Be there, churches are now even fuller..... Be crying there |
Re: Funny Prophecies For Nigeria In 2018. Please, Add Your Own! by superhumanist(m): 3:03pm On Dec 02, 2017 |
felixomor: Churches are fuller? When Nigerian youth prefer using their tithe money for naijabet/bet9ja on sunday morning? Remain pained as #FreeTheSheeple grows and tithe slows..... |
Re: Funny Prophecies For Nigeria In 2018. Please, Add Your Own! by Nobody: 3:42pm On Dec 02, 2017 |
Many persons will go to hell for following false teachings from different group, leaders. Many will die mysteriously as destinies had being exchanged. The church will still receive attack as many bloggers will post news to draw men to hell. It's a year were the sheep will be separated from the goat A year of trial of faith as many will leave the faith A year were a new political party will spring forth to challenge the ruling party A year were famine will reduced |
Re: Funny Prophecies For Nigeria In 2018. Please, Add Your Own! by felixomor: 6:48pm On Dec 02, 2017 |
superhumanist:Keep crying.... You are only helping the publicity...... |
Re: Funny Prophecies For Nigeria In 2018. Please, Add Your Own! by purem(m): 8:34pm On Dec 02, 2017 |
asuustrike2009: For saying trash.....
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Re: Funny Prophecies For Nigeria In 2018. Please, Add Your Own! by superhumanist(m): 9:04pm On Dec 02, 2017 |
felixomor: You well so? It is like you are not seeing your pastors complaining bitterly about freeze. |
Re: Funny Prophecies For Nigeria In 2018. Please, Add Your Own! by Nobody: 9:24pm On Dec 02, 2017 |
purem:That's the reality of things |
Re: Funny Prophecies For Nigeria In 2018. Please, Add Your Own! by felixomor: 9:37pm On Dec 02, 2017 |
superhumanist:Like I said, Keep crying. Visit Church tomorrow and check attendance |
Re: Funny Prophecies For Nigeria In 2018. Please, Add Your Own! by superhumanist(m): 3:01pm On Jan 14, 2018 |
Re: Funny Prophecies For Nigeria In 2018. Please, Add Your Own! by Nobody: 9:12pm On Jan 14, 2018 |
ok |
Re: Funny Prophecies For Nigeria In 2018. Please, Add Your Own! by Uyi168: 9:37pm On Jan 14, 2018 |
...come may,man city will be crowned champions...i saw it in a vision |
Re: Funny Prophecies For Nigeria In 2018. Please, Add Your Own! by Dliquidmetal(m): 11:55pm On Sep 20, 2021 |
Pastor!! Most of prophecies/forecasts came to pass o. Go open church/shop and cash out on this sheeps with this "gifts" |
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