Arsenal 33 shots and 75% ball possession against Manchester United reminds me of a certain Zimbabwean proverb: Having high intensity sex does not and will NEVER guarantee twins.

There is a very good side of being an Arsenal fan. You get immune to heart breaks and heart attacks. Nothing can pain you if you are an Arsenal fan.

Anybody thinking Arsenal fans like myself will be angry at this result is mad. We have survived 8-2 from United and 6-0 from Chelsea. What is ordinary 1-3 to United?

Possession without penetration is Arsenal's style of play and it is exactly what your parents want your relationship with the opposite sex to be like. But you will not hear word.

Call David De Gea if your girlfriend or boyfriend wants to break up with you. That boy can save your relationship the way he saved United yesterday.

Arsenal losing with 75% possession and 33 shots reminds me of my class mate back in my campus days. Some Arsenal fans in my class had parallel F in all their courses despite having the best handwriting.

Then these Arsenal fans who had F went to the lecturer to demand appreciation score for wrong answers because they had beautiful handwriting

Arsenal really deserved to score to the point where even Lukaku volunteered for them in an epic own goal attempt by aiming a shot at United's net. But David De Gea still refused.

Arsenal vs Manchester United reminds me of that guy in Uni Lag who hustle hard to get the girl but still ended up in the friend-zone because he is nice and always broke.

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This baba funny

Mugabe must be a love Therapist. He's always apt on host posts on Sex and relationship.

But op you sure say na Mugabe wrote the article? I no sure oooo

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