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Watching Football With A Woman Is Really Stressful. by Lekan111(m): 2:28pm On Dec 04, 2017 |
WATCHING FOOTBALL WITH A WOMAN IS REALLY STRESSFUL. . Wife: which teams are playing? Husband: Arsenal vs Manchester United Wife : oooh wonderful! I love Arsenal.. Husband: that's a good team... Wife: is Drogba playing? Husband: he doesn't play for any of these teams... Wife: okay sweeet...is that Chris Brown? Husband: [bored] no he is Chamberlain... Wife : okay but they look the same...what's that yellow card for? Husband: its a warning to the player... After few minutes Rooney scores for Manchester United.... Wife: [celebrates in high mood] is that Chamberlain who has scored? Husband: [calmly] no its Rooney for Manchester United.. Wife: [furious] how? it should be arsenal who should have scored! Husband: [silent] Wife: what is that red card for? Husband : [bored] that means the player should go out of the pitch for misbehaving. Wife: then is he going to be a coach? Husband:[unwilling to answer] aaaaaaa no... Wife: its the same with traffic lights: yellow=warning; red=danger. Husband:exactly darling... Wife :what about the green card? Husband: mmmm nothing of that kind in a field of play.... Wife: I want arsenal to win the world cup... Husband: [silent] Wife: who is that man standing who looks like Mr. Bean? Husband: [bored] it's the Arsenal coach ..Arsene Wenger. Wife: that means the other opponent's coach is Manchest Wenger? Husband: [changes the channel] source: Facebook |
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