WATCHING FOOTBALL WITH A WOMAN IS
REALLY STRESSFUL.
.
Wife: which teams are playing?
Husband: Arsenal vs Manchester United
Wife : oooh wonderful! I love Arsenal..
Husband: that's a good team...
Wife: is Drogba playing?
Husband: he doesn't play for any of these
teams...
Wife: okay sweeet...is that Chris Brown?
Husband: [bored] no he is Chamberlain...
Wife : okay but they look the
same...what's that yellow card for?
Husband: its a warning to the player...
After few minutes Rooney scores for
Manchester United....
Wife: [celebrates in high mood] is that
Chamberlain who has scored?
Husband: [calmly] no its Rooney for
Manchester United..
Wife: [furious] how? it should be
arsenal who should have scored!
Husband: [silent]
Wife: what is that red card for?
Husband : [bored] that means the player
should
go out of the pitch for misbehaving.
Wife: then is he going to be a coach?
Husband:[unwilling to answer] aaaaaaa
no...
Wife: its the same with traffic lights:
yellow=warning; red=danger.
Husband:exactly darling...
Wife :what about the green card?
Husband: mmmm nothing of that kind in a
field
of play....
Wife: I want arsenal to win the world cup...
Husband: [silent]
Wife: who is that man standing who looks
like
Mr. Bean?
Husband: [bored] it's the Arsenal coach
..Arsene Wenger.
Wife: that means the other opponent's
coach is
Manchest Wenger?
Husband: [changes the channel]
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