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Haemorrhoids (JEDI-JEDI) lo ma pa by dokita001(m): 8:08am On Dec 05, 2017
If you have never boarded a molue in Lagos where you get to see different ways of advertising drugs used to cure six different diseases at a time, then, you are missing something in your life apart from missing your Boo. If you can't find these people in the bus, then you find them around, the drugs sold are commonly drugs that can cure Jedi-jedi and 5 other diseases.

� To balo si party
Nibi tiwon je'gbadun
To bani ki lon'mu
To bani Coca cola
Won ani ko maye je
Jedi jedi loma pa
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Haemorrhoids are commonly known as piles (Jedi-Jedi). As old as the condition is, a lot of people still attribute it's cause to Coke, Fanta and other merry merry.
Haemorrhoids are swollen and inflamed veins in the rectum or anus. Typical symptoms are pain, itching and bleeding around the anal area. The increase blood supply demanded in an external haemorrhoid might cause blood flow to be reduced to other nearby tissues. This is why the coccyx (tail bone) area could be affected and not a backpain as people claim.
Haemorrhoids are caused by an increase in pressure in the lower rectum. When you strain while passing stool  ("hun hun" in the toilet), you are predisposed to Haemorrhoids. This is because you are straining with a force on the vessels of the rectum and anus.
Prolonged standing or sitting, long lasting constipation and diarrhea, low fibre intake, being overweight, poor posture (oh yea! slay queens) are the causes of Hemorrhoid. Did you know that anal sex can predispose you to having haemorrhoid? Lolzzz...Ok, Kontinu!

Hemorrhoid do not hinder sexual activities in men actually, except in severe cases where it can hinder blood flow to the male organ  or even discomfort during sex.
Preventing Hemorrhoid would have been very easy if not for Eba and Ogbono that won't make us great. But then, we need to take plenty of fluids, eat foods rich in fibres (Apple, carrot, garden egg, maize, avocado, oatmeals and our own very garri flakes wink), take fruits and vegetables.
Go to the toilet when you feel the urge (no dey form),
avoid sitting for a long period of time (Oga, Madam) and avoid straining in the toilet like you want to rehearse labor, aye o le to yen!

Keeping your stool soft is a good way to prevent haemorrhoids from occurring. It's called "softwork" & hey don't allow any surgeon or doctor to cut your bumbum, complications might arise which may lead to death.
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