my 2nights in police cell.
ewbuotubu branch.
its all happened back in 2014.
as a poor yahoo boy..i dress neat.no tatoo..no earings..just a pair of jeans..nice polo and all stars..i set of to a cyber cafe just opp mat ice..sadly my spirit told me there wqs danger ahead but i waved off and said i must bomb today..having spent 2days at home with epileptic power.i was frustrated and needed to plug

just shortly after i alighted from the bus
went to eat at mama put.
juat as i was about entering into the cafe.i had my earpiece on..my way of snubin ppl in public.
before i know what was happening.
3 sad looking men in black stinking shirt accosted me
and demanded to know what ibhad in my bag.
wtf in public.
next i rem i did not log out from my system.
then i was into check
craigalist bombing
and all my addresses were in notepad.
gen gen.
i was dragged to ewbuotubu where they took my system to one bastard phone and lapy repairer.immediatel dah one used his wifi and connected yo my lapy
gbam..my yahoo messenger.boys wey go carry my check don already send me details offline..
naso dem see am.
dey happy say today i be dia maye and maga
asked al series of useless questions.
lastly they billed me 200k.
i ddnt argue.
i said dey shud take me to cell.
i met several yahoo guys in cell
some bailed themselves 50k
others 20k.
i was now left with about 4persons in cell.
as a poor yahoo guy
i only had my last 25k .
i culdnt risk it
knowing fully well how hard it ifor usa clients too pay.
sha in the end .i called my uncle who had connections and i was releaaed on 2k bail.
u need to see my ipo face
very angry
he thought he had met a mugu dah we pay 50k
for wia.
i was eating only bally and groundnut wit coke for 1day and half.
i had 3k wen arrested.
so i bribe police woman at counter with 2h.
eida for phone use..toilet use ..or buy somethin come.
infct i wanted to buy cold benson
buh dey said its a crime to bazz in cell.

last last my lapy was handed back to me.
but with broken charger and missing card and reader

so far
af been too wise since den men
sars nor fit see me again

tho i was scared cause i received slaps from sars guys wen i said they shud put me in cell say if i see 200k i don travel out forget yahoo.

yhey ddnt knw much abt check
so my format
they kept askin if its dating i do..or lotto..
most things benin boys do.

na check cragslist employment i dey into
tho e don cast

benin sars are guy men
some r useless while others are reasonable

never argue wit them
i jus thank my star that they the type that dont smoke s.k
they were only smokin bazz
cold benson and white london.

dah year 2010..autostat ..sabotech and one other cafe by mobil junction called dercworld.
see as coti dey burst cafe steady.
there used to be a cafe just before dah filling station near agho junction wey be say na dercworld be dia isp
see men dey buy system dis was as far back as 2009.
benin boys dey pay for 1 system a month 25k
imagine pentium 3 desktop dah year.
dah year dem nor born u well to dey use modem for house
as at 2009.
na cafe tins.from ekewan to gra to ugbowo
to basement underground cafe uniben..anatomy gate i browse tire for dia.
inside uniben library for up.
inside uniben computer science

worst cafe ever...vicbiz cafe..ugbowo branch

Could relate though.

I used to do my work jejeli for Engineering and Medical Complex Cafes. That was in 2007 wey I still dey 100 level, I never get lappy then.

Then the sad experience came when Uniben closed all Cafes in 2008/2009. By then sha man don hustle money buy one lappy and airtel modem (unlocked to use all network).

God go bless all hustlers for the street. All na investment as I dey enjoy the fruit of my labour now.

Peace.

2shure:
my 2nights in police cell.
ewbuotubu branch.
its all happened back in 2014.
as a poor yahoo boy..i dress neat.no tatoo..no earings..just a pair of jeans..nice polo and all stars..i set of to a cyber cafe just opp mat ice..sadly my spirit told me there wqs danger ahead but i waved off and said i must bomb today..having spent 2days at home with epileptic power.i was frustrated and needed to plug

just shortly after i alighted from the bus
went to eat at mama put.
juat as i was about entering into the cafe.i had my earpiece on..my way of snubin ppl in public.
before i know what was happening.
3 sad looking men in black stinking shirt accosted me
and demanded to know what ibhad in my bag.
wtf in public.
next i rem i did not log out from my system.
then i was into check
craigalist bombing
and all my addresses were in notepad.
gen gen.
i was dragged to ewbuotubu where they took my system to one bastard phone and lapy repairer.immediatel dah one used his wifi and connected yo my lapy
gbam..my yahoo messenger.boys wey go carry my check don already send me details offline..
naso dem see am.
dey happy say today i be dia maye and maga
asked al series of useless questions.
lastly they billed me 200k.
i ddnt argue.
i said dey shud take me to cell.
i met several yahoo guys in cell
some bailed themselves 50k
others 20k.
i was now left with about 4persons in cell.
as a poor yahoo guy
i only had my last 25k .
i culdnt risk it
knowing fully well how hard it ifor usa clients too pay.
sha in the end .i called my uncle who had connections and i was releaaed on 2k bail.
u need to see my ipo face
very angry
he thought he had met a mugu dah we pay 50k
for wia.
i was eating only bally and groundnut wit coke for 1day and half.
i had 3k wen arrested.
so i bribe police woman at counter with 2h.
eida for phone use..toilet use ..or buy somethin come.
infct i wanted to buy cold benson
buh dey said its a crime to bazz in cell.

last last my lapy was handed back to me.
but with broken charger and missing card and reader

so far
af been too wise since den men
sars nor fit see me again

tho i was scared cause i received slaps from sars guys wen i said they shud put me in cell say if i see 200k i don travel out forget yahoo.

yhey ddnt knw much abt check
so my format
they kept askin if its dating i do..or lotto..
most things benin boys do.

na check cragslist employment i dey into
tho e don cast

benin sars are guy men
some r useless while others are reasonable

never argue wit them
i jus thank my star that they the type that dont smoke s.k
they were only smokin bazz
cold benson and white london.

dah year 2010..autostat ..sabotech and one other cafe by mobil junction called dercworld.
see as coti dey burst cafe steady.
there used to be a cafe just before dah filling station near agho junction wey be say na dercworld be dia isp
see men dey buy system dis was as far back as 2009.
benin boys dey pay for 1 system a month 25k
imagine pentium 3 desktop dah year.
dah year dem nor born u well to dey use modem for house
as at 2009.
na cafe tins.from ekewan to gra to ugbowo
to basement underground cafe uniben..anatomy gate i browse tire for dia.
inside uniben library for up.
inside uniben computer science

worst cafe ever...vicbiz cafe..ugbowo branch

Could relate though.

I used to do my work jejeli for Engineering and Medical Complex Cafes. That was in 2007 wey I still dey 100 level, I never get lappy then.

Then the sad experience came when Uniben closed all Cafes in 2008/2009. By then sha man don hustle money buy one lappy and airtel modem (unlocked to use all network).

God go bless all hustlers for the street. All na investment as I dey enjoy the fruit of my labour now.

I repped Ekosodin though.

Lol. This shit is real and funny as hell.

i greet u bros.
shout out to all hall 3..hall 4 boiz
all bdpa niggis
ekosodin niggiz
omagie niggiz
osasogie niggiz
all to all dem mat ice niggis
mm2 niggiz and adolo junction niggiz
i greet u all ugbowo

abdulaz:

Could relate though.

I used to do my work jejeli for Engineering and Medical Complex Cafes. That was in 2007 wey I still dey 100 level, I never get lappy then.

Then the sad experience came when Uniben closed all Cafes in 2008/2009. By then sha man don hustle money buy one lappy and airtel modem (unlocked to use all network).

God go bless all hustlers for the street. All na investment as I dey enjoy the fruit of my labour now.

I repped Ekosodin though.

2shure:
my 2nights in police cell.
ewbuotubu branch.
its all happened back in 2014.
as a poor yahoo boy..i dress neat.no tatoo..no earings..just a pair of jeans..nice polo and all stars..i set of to a cyber cafe just opp mat ice..sadly my spirit told me there wqs danger ahead but i waved off and said i must bomb today..having spent 2days at home with epileptic power.i was frustrated and needed to plug

just shortly after i alighted from the bus
went to eat at mama put.
juat as i was about entering into the cafe.i had my earpiece on..my way of snubin ppl in public.
before i know what was happening.
3 sad looking men in black stinking shirt accosted me
and demanded to know what ibhad in my bag.
wtf in public.
next i rem i did not log out from my system.
then i was into check
craigalist bombing
and all my addresses were in notepad.
gen gen.
i was dragged to ewbuotubu where they took my system to one bastard phone and lapy repairer.immediatel dah one used his wifi and connected yo my lapy
gbam..my yahoo messenger.boys wey go carry my check don already send me details offline..
naso dem see am.
dey happy say today i be dia maye and maga
asked al series of useless questions.
lastly they billed me 200k.
i ddnt argue.
i said dey shud take me to cell.
i met several yahoo guys in cell
some bailed themselves 50k
others 20k.
i was now left with about 4persons in cell.
as a poor yahoo guy
i only had my last 25k .
i culdnt risk it
knowing fully well how hard it ifor usa clients too pay.
sha in the end .i called my uncle who had connections and i was releaaed on 2k bail.
u need to see my ipo face
very angry
he thought he had met a mugu dah we pay 50k
for wia.
i was eating only bally and groundnut wit coke for 1day and half.
i had 3k wen arrested.
so i bribe police woman at counter with 2h.
eida for phone use..toilet use ..or buy somethin come.
infct i wanted to buy cold benson
buh dey said its a crime to bazz in cell.

last last my lapy was handed back to me.
but with broken charger and missing card and reader

so far
af been too wise since den men
sars nor fit see me again

tho i was scared cause i received slaps from sars guys wen i said they shud put me in cell say if i see 200k i don travel out forget yahoo.

yhey ddnt knw much abt check
so my format
they kept askin if its dating i do..or lotto..
most things benin boys do.

na check cragslist employment i dey into
tho e don cast

benin sars are guy men
some r useless while others are reasonable

never argue wit them
i jus thank my star that they the type that dont smoke s.k
they were only smokin bazz
cold benson and white london.

dah year 2010..autostat ..sabotech and one other cafe by mobil junction called dercworld.
see as coti dey burst cafe steady.
there used to be a cafe just before dah filling station near agho junction wey be say na dercworld be dia isp
see men dey buy system dis was as far back as 2009.
benin boys dey pay for 1 system a month 25k
imagine pentium 3 desktop dah year.
dah year dem nor born u well to dey use modem for house
as at 2009.
na cafe tins.from ekewan to gra to ugbowo
to basement underground cafe uniben..anatomy gate i browse tire for dia.
inside uniben library for up.
inside uniben computer science

worst cafe ever...vicbiz cafe..ugbowo branch

bro lol the quest sha

Osasogie

2shure:
my 2nights in police cell.
ewbuotubu branch.
its all happened back in 2014.
as a poor yahoo boy..i dress neat.no tatoo..no earings..just a pair of jeans..nice polo and all stars..i set of to a cyber cafe just opp mat ice..sadly my spirit told me there wqs danger ahead but i waved off and said i must bomb today..having spent 2days at home with epileptic power.i was frustrated and needed to plug

just shortly after i alighted from the bus
went to eat at mama put.
juat as i was about entering into the cafe.i had my earpiece on..my way of snubin ppl in public.
before i know what was happening.
3 sad looking men in black stinking shirt accosted me
and demanded to know what ibhad in my bag.
wtf in public.
next i rem i did not log out from my system.
then i was into check
craigalist bombing
and all my addresses were in notepad.
gen gen.
i was dragged to ewbuotubu where they took my system to one bastard phone and lapy repairer.immediatel dah one used his wifi and connected yo my lapy
gbam..my yahoo messenger.boys wey go carry my check don already send me details offline..
naso dem see am.
dey happy say today i be dia maye and maga
asked al series of useless questions.
lastly they billed me 200k.
i ddnt argue.
i said dey shud take me to cell.
i met several yahoo guys in cell
some bailed themselves 50k
others 20k.
i was now left with about 4persons in cell.
as a poor yahoo guy
i only had my last 25k .
i culdnt risk it
knowing fully well how hard it ifor usa clients too pay.
sha in the end .i called my uncle who had connections and i was releaaed on 2k bail.
u need to see my ipo face
very angry
he thought he had met a mugu dah we pay 50k
for wia.
i was eating only bally and groundnut wit coke for 1day and half.
i had 3k wen arrested.
so i bribe police woman at counter with 2h.
eida for phone use..toilet use ..or buy somethin come.
infct i wanted to buy cold benson
buh dey said its a crime to bazz in cell.

last last my lapy was handed back to me.
but with broken charger and missing card and reader

so far
af been too wise since den men
sars nor fit see me again

tho i was scared cause i received slaps from sars guys wen i said they shud put me in cell say if i see 200k i don travel out forget yahoo.

yhey ddnt knw much abt check
so my format
they kept askin if its dating i do..or lotto..
most things benin boys do.

na check cragslist employment i dey into
tho e don cast

benin sars are guy men
some r useless while others are reasonable

never argue wit them
i jus thank my star that they the type that dont smoke s.k
they were only smokin bazz
cold benson and white london.

dah year 2010..autostat ..sabotech and one other cafe by mobil junction called dercworld.
see as coti dey burst cafe steady.
there used to be a cafe just before dah filling station near agho junction wey be say na dercworld be dia isp
see men dey buy system dis was as far back as 2009.
benin boys dey pay for 1 system a month 25k
imagine pentium 3 desktop dah year.
dah year dem nor born u well to dey use modem for house
as at 2009.
na cafe tins.from ekewan to gra to ugbowo
to basement underground cafe uniben..anatomy gate i browse tire for dia.
inside uniben library for up.
inside uniben computer science

worst cafe ever...vicbiz cafe..ugbowo branch

. 2shure let find a way to connect...reply asap

Hedonistically:
Lol. This shit is real and funny as hell.

I'm telling you.

This guy suppose post am for literature section.

2shure:
my 2nights in police cell.
ewbuotubu branch.
its all happened back in 2014.
as a poor yahoo boy..i dress neat.no tatoo..no earings..just a pair of jeans..nice polo and all stars..i set of to a cyber cafe just opp mat ice..sadly my spirit told me there wqs danger ahead but i waved off and said i must bomb today..having spent 2days at home with epileptic power.i was frustrated and needed to plug

just shortly after i alighted from the bus
went to eat at mama put.
juat as i was about entering into the cafe.i had my earpiece on..my way of snubin ppl in public.
before i know what was happening.
3 sad looking men in black stinking shirt accosted me
and demanded to know what ibhad in my bag.
wtf in public.
next i rem i did not log out from my system.
then i was into check
craigalist bombing
and all my addresses were in notepad.
gen gen.
i was dragged to ewbuotubu where they took my system to one bastard phone and lapy repairer.immediatel dah one used his wifi and connected yo my lapy
gbam..my yahoo messenger.boys wey go carry my check don already send me details offline..
naso dem see am.
dey happy say today i be dia maye and maga
asked al series of useless questions.
lastly they billed me 200k.
i ddnt argue.
i said dey shud take me to cell.
i met several yahoo guys in cell
some bailed themselves 50k
others 20k.
i was now left with about 4persons in cell.
as a poor yahoo guy
i only had my last 25k .
i culdnt risk it
knowing fully well how hard it ifor usa clients too pay.
sha in the end .i called my uncle who had connections and i was releaaed on 2k bail.
u need to see my ipo face
very angry
he thought he had met a mugu dah we pay 50k
for wia.
i was eating only bally and groundnut wit coke for 1day and half.
i had 3k wen arrested.
so i bribe police woman at counter with 2h.
eida for phone use..toilet use ..or buy somethin come.
infct i wanted to buy cold benson
buh dey said its a crime to bazz in cell.

last last my lapy was handed back to me.
but with broken charger and missing card and reader

so far
af been too wise since den men
sars nor fit see me again

tho i was scared cause i received slaps from sars guys wen i said they shud put me in cell say if i see 200k i don travel out forget yahoo.

yhey ddnt knw much abt check
so my format
they kept askin if its dating i do..or lotto..
most things benin boys do.

na check cragslist employment i dey into
tho e don cast

benin sars are guy men
some r useless while others are reasonable

never argue wit them
i jus thank my star that they the type that dont smoke s.k
they were only smokin bazz
cold benson and white london.

dah year 2010..autostat ..sabotech and one other cafe by mobil junction called dercworld.
see as coti dey burst cafe steady.
there used to be a cafe just before dah filling station near agho junction wey be say na dercworld be dia isp
see men dey buy system dis was as far back as 2009.
benin boys dey pay for 1 system a month 25k
imagine pentium 3 desktop dah year.
dah year dem nor born u well to dey use modem for house
as at 2009.
na cafe tins.from ekewan to gra to ugbowo
to basement underground cafe uniben..anatomy gate i browse tire for dia.
inside uniben library for up.
inside uniben computer science

worst cafe ever...vicbiz cafe..ugbowo branch

You are damn right brow...vicbiz cafe the worst in B-side ugbowo, new Lagos road new Benin, ekenwan road...I browse tire for all these branch dey boom up and down...each time I sleep wake up page nor agree load up at time...may baba God bless the street hustlers. I thanks baba God for all those years of struggling before setting my foot here in yankee. Lesson to other..don’t give up!

Vicbiz was the best in Upper Sokponba, Uyi after Eweka junction was a mess, revelation was the bomb where any tools needed was on ground, we were at Revelation cyber cafe along 1st before sapele road in 2007 when moti carlo was raided we all ran away that day. Cyber Tower near Oba market was the first place i ever touched a mouse i could remember my hands were shaking.

I was in Vicbiz upper one night when the cafe was raided, nobody knew i wasn't home that night, i prayed that my dad shouldn't know i have been arrested because i go die. When the police asked of my address i told them i came from Warri to visit a friend but i met his absence because i didn't inform him of my coming. We were lucky the CEO of VIcbiz came to bail us. I can still remember Skynet at ogbelaka.

The hustle was real then, there was nothing like yahoo plus, but ritualist don flood the business in the name of yahoo plus.

i dey tell u bros
who know sars then

Auxtin85:
Vicbiz was the best in Upper Sokponba, Uyi after Eweka junction was a mess, revelation was the bomb where any tools needed was on ground, we were at Revelation cyber cafe along 1st before sapele road in 2007 when moti carlo was raided we all ran away that day. Cyber Tower near Oba market was the first place i ever touched a mouse i could remember my hands were shaking.

I was in Vicbiz upper one night when the cafe was raided, nobody knew i wasn't home that night, i prayed that my dad shouldn't know i have been arrested because i go die. When the police asked of my address i told them i came from Warri to visit a friend but i met his absence because i didn't inform him of my coming. We were lucky the CEO of VIcbiz came to bail us. I can still remember Skynet at ogbelaka.

The hustle was real then, there was nothing like yahoo plus, but ritualist don flood the business in the name of yahoo plus.

2shure:
i dey tell u bros
who know sars then

True talk

who remember bdpa complex? opposite der I dey stay...na der I dey bomb dos years 2004 when I first enter school..

I greet all street niggis
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