Reacting to the news that Governor Rochas Okorocha appointed his sister as the Commissioner of Happiness in Imo state, Peter Okoye’s wife, Lola Omotayo is pleading with Governor Ambode to appoint her as Hack-A-Penis commissioner of Lagos state.

The pretty mum took to her instagram page to plead with Governor Ambode, she wrote;

Around mid this year Governor Ambode @akinwunmiambode launched the “Cleaner Lagos Initiative” CLI to tackle the problem of environmental nuisance in this beautiful state of ours. Well as we all know, urinating in public is illegal and not acceptable in most parts of the world but then why should our country be any different and still tolerate this gross behaviour? It is no more a case of an emergency….like u really must go. Now it is almost like part of our daily lives.



A gateman for example guarding a building or home, sits in front and decides hey, let me take a piss! He whips his “prick” out and proceeds to make it rain on your nicely manicured front garden or on your fence with no care in the world who sees him. There is no shame in this pissing game o! Now, since Governor Rochas Okorocha swore in a lady today as HAPPINESS COMMISSIONER I am pleading with Governor Ambode to hire me as HACK-A-PENIS COMMISSIONER for Lagos State. My friends know that my OCD is off the chains so with that role I will ensure that our environment is ride of unruly joysticks that are guilty of disorderly conduct. I shall walk around streets with a large pair of shears to HACK-A-PENIS that breaks the law. LOLA FOR COMMISIONWER! LOL!

#keeplagosclean #respectourenvironment #startwithyourself #nomorepeeinginpublic #itistoxictoourenvironment #thisishome #penispatrol lolaforcommissioner



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Its only in my country that a married ashewo will recommend an office to a sitting governor

The same way she hacked her way into peter!

Di¢K doesn't need hacking, just flash a cleavage and it'll nod

Beautiful container with sour milk

you can b a blessing

Catalyst4real:
Di¢K doesn't need hacking, just flash a cleavage and it'll nod

Not all joysticks would nod like agama lizard at the sight of a cleavage.

They say charity begins at home. I'm very sure Peter is also guilty of this, so help yourself by helping Lagos make him "joystickless".

princechurchill:
Its only in my country that a married ashewo will recommend an office to a sitting governor

Haba that is too mean na. It is just a joke

All the guys above me, you guys need a chill �
Cut the lady some slacks,




Let's call a spade a ♠, peeing in public is wrong and disgusting too.

Xcelinteriors:

Haba that is too mean na. It is just a joke

Same with my line lol

dry and boring one. try harder

This one too follow for married women. Mtchewww

Shameless olosho..
Disgrace to married men

Dry jeeez!!!

Cc; lalasticlala

Hope Lola knows that OCD is a mental disorder and 'Mental disorder' is a polite was to say mad.

Those aunty that will bend down and display their fat twins in the back to pupu in the side bush on the streets nko.appoint me as commissioner for that one while omotayo arrests the penis wielders

Ambo baby

Cc; lalasticlala ..

The weed u are on is on supreme quality

Its not even funny, and is it only prick that urinate? With ur ashewo mind. U want to hack prick.

mayweather145:
Its not even funny, and is it only prick that urinate? With ur ashewo mind. U want to hack prick.

Still a bad thing to pee in public places. Moreover, you should know it's a joke from her cos there's nothing as such..

hmmm

what an incomprehensible level of raw foolishness

What about the women that urinate in public...who is gonna hack their kpekus?

Loool

I know the bashings would mostly come from guys ..

She is saying the right thing bt probably in a wrong way. Issa simple sturv!

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