This is disturbing, tragic, morbid
and yet not surprising!
Girl, people are already planning
for your DEATH!
Sources claim that several media
outlets have pre-written obits
for Lindsay Lohan, just in case
her dangerous and crazy love of
pAArtying finally has her meet
her end.
Sources a major news outlets
explain:
"News outlets need to be
prepared. However shocking a
story it might be, they are in the
business of breaking news fast
and any preparation that can be
done ahead of time is them just
simply doing their jobs. We all
scrambled when Brittany
Murphy and Heath Ledger died
and don't want that to happen
again."
Don't give these people the
satisfaction of the headline, LiLo!
Fight it!