A middle-aged woman walked into a drug store and asks over the counter for ingestible poison. Startled, the pharmacist ask "what for?"
And the woman promptly replies, " I want to poison my husband."
The pharmacist took a deep breath and said, " i am sorry madam, i can't meet your offer. i could lose my licence or even go to jail."
Then the woman unrelentingly opend her handbag and handed the pharmacist a 5" by 7" picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
"Oh madam, the pharmacist exclaimed, " you did not tell me you had a prescription!" And with that he walked briskly to the shelf.

Cheers!

see as i dey laff like mumu for ground,