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How To Know That You Are Cursed By Alutachijex by otil1: 12:08pm On Dec 16, 2017 |
ALUTACHIJEX HOW TO KNOW IF YOU ARE CURSED. -> If you buy data with your money as a jobless youth to praise Buhari govt. -> If you vote for a change and still join APC to blame PDP for corruption when 26b is still missing in NNPC -> If you queue for fuel in petrol stations and still put APC flag on your dashboard -> If you are posting that Atiku is desperate for power and still you are supporting Buhari for second term -> If your parents can’t pay your school fees and you are Clapping � for Buhari whose kids are in London schools -> If you have malaria and yet you are fighting people criticizing Buhari's medical bills –> If you are in diaspora and everyday you go online to hail APC govt for putting you in life exile –> If Buhari can pretend to be sick � for 2 years but get well now to seek your vote -> If by now you still don’t know that APC is ruling with propaganda -> If you don’t have voter’s card and complain of bad government –> If Buhari has not found his certificate after 2017 and you still believe he can still recontest elections –> If after 3years in office and Buhari is still blaming past governments for poor economy and you are still wearing an APC shirt –> If Buhari keeps paying Paris refund and your Governor can’t pay salaries still –> If you hail Buhari's body language for "steady" power supply and you can not now smell his economic body odor � –> If you clap for Buhari for fighting corruption and see Buhari and Tinubu sitting together inside presidential jet –> If you Abuse Atiku for joining PDP and clap for Obanikoro for joining APC –> If you are using generator to watch Fashola and Buhari commissioning power plant in Kano –> If you join APC to condemn PDP convention when APC can not call just ordinary NEC meeting in four years -> If by now Lai Mohammed is yet to find his voice to criticize PDP convention and you still think the congress is not successful for PDP to win in 2019 -> If lastly you read this joke and not share for People to vote against Buhari's draconian rule . |
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