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Christmas Rumours by Nobody: 8:25pm On Dec 18, 2017
FOR YOUR INFORMATION AND CLARIFICATIONS !!!

Please, somebody is trying to cause false alarm and despondency by spreading a very dangerous rumors about me. Let us respect each other on this my wall and be well guided before you make conclusions about me please�.
I have it on good authority that someone is telling people that I have stopped accepting Christmas gifts. I therefore would like to categorically state that at no point did I ever attempt to stop accepting, contemplated the idea, let alone even dreamt about it.

Those are lies fabricated by my enemies who want to tarnish my good reputation & prevent my friends like you from buying me the gifts this festive season. After all said, I would like you to note the following so that you can be duly guided when choosing my gift.

If you are giving me hamper: I don't want Bournvita because it makes me sleep a lot. I prefer Milo (Baba Sala) because I need lots of energy. Three Crowns milk nauseates me, I prefer Peak evaporated milk (Holland), its works well for my body. I don't want Milo Sardine o, Titus sardine (original brand) is OK. Granulated sugar purges me too, St. Louis cubed sugar is better.

Then don't buy value products Cornflakes, I prefer Kelloggs. Dont buy beta malt oo, please Malta Guinness is better because it's good for my skin. Others included but not limited to Mango & Pineapple juice, cranberry juice, farm fresh yoghurt.

If you are giving me food items: I love fresh fruits (Kiwi, Raspberry, Strawberry, Olive, Grape, mango, Pear, Plum) I don't want oranges, 5 crates of newly laid eggs from free range chicken, at least 5 live chicken or turkey, frozen causes cancer so I'm being careful. Sunflower linseed oil, & a 10kg bag of basmatti rice. Please, don't bother yourself to make 'Ogi' for me, Hollandia custard(6 bags) is OK for me

Thank you so much! . One love! �

Merry Christmas and a prosperous New Year in advance.

���.. Thank u in advance

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