******WOMEN'S PROBLEM******

How I wish I could solve women's problems with an equation!
Each time I try there is always no solution
Their problems are like an equation with multiple variables;
You could only express one variable in terms of other variables.


How I wish someone could just give me an explanation...
Why are they so complex like real analysis?
Their life problems seem beyond imagination.


At times, they are like mensuration
And some times like ejaculation
And despite the usefulness of Calculus,
Neither differentiation,
nor integration could provide solution.


Written : Adebiyi Demola