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Re: The First Day I Tried To Kill A Chicken by mcemmy0z: 8:27pm On Dec 31, 2017 |
4 Likes 1 Share
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Re: The First Day I Tried To Kill A Chicken by god2good: 8:28pm On Dec 31, 2017 |
Thank class captain |
Re: The First Day I Tried To Kill A Chicken by Nobody: 8:34pm On Dec 31, 2017 |
See rubbish Nigeria youth d write. The first time I kill chicken. Na wetin enter that your empty head notwithstanding all the problems of una country. Leader of tomorrow indeed Oga go fuvk ashewo n sleep. Bleep u bro. 5 Likes |
Re: The First Day I Tried To Kill A Chicken by Nobody: 8:36pm On Dec 31, 2017 |
Re: The First Day I Tried To Kill A Chicken by Viking007(m): 8:37pm On Dec 31, 2017 |
ClassCaptain: 3 Likes
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Re: The First Day I Tried To Kill A Chicken by Bluehill1051: 8:38pm On Dec 31, 2017 |
I din really understand what the OP is saying Is it about Nigeria? |
Re: The First Day I Tried To Kill A Chicken by Nobody: 8:39pm On Dec 31, 2017 |
Oga go fuvk yourself ClassCaptain: |
Re: The First Day I Tried To Kill A Chicken by Alariiwo: 8:47pm On Dec 31, 2017 |
Look for better things to do with your time nigga.. Only kids and kiddults (adult kids) will read all that and smile. No time guy |
Re: The First Day I Tried To Kill A Chicken by ClassCaptain(m): 8:51pm On Dec 31, 2017 |
queenfav: mummy , you want to punish me outside í ½í¸¥í ½í¸¥í ½í¸¥...Forgive and forget |
Re: The First Day I Tried To Kill A Chicken by ClassCaptain(m): 8:52pm On Dec 31, 2017 |
TruePass:Alright sir 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The First Day I Tried To Kill A Chicken by EmekaBlue(m): 8:54pm On Dec 31, 2017 |
Bring am make I help u kill am |
Re: The First Day I Tried To Kill A Chicken by ClassCaptain(m): 8:55pm On Dec 31, 2017 |
Alariiwo: Alright sir..Thank you for your advise..God bless you so much 7 Likes |
Re: The First Day I Tried To Kill A Chicken by Jacobx007: 8:58pm On Dec 31, 2017 |
Nice try OP, I perceive you are very young, what u need is encouragement. If you truly wrote that piece by urself, then I see a very bright writer in the making, don't mind all the criticisms here, its quite normal. Kudos young man 6 Likes |
Re: The First Day I Tried To Kill A Chicken by wellmax(m): 8:58pm On Dec 31, 2017 |
Well done classcaptain. This is classic. Well-done 1 Like |
Re: The First Day I Tried To Kill A Chicken by wellmax(m): 8:59pm On Dec 31, 2017 |
I wish I can write like you do. Great work. |
Re: The First Day I Tried To Kill A Chicken by queenfav(f): 9:05pm On Dec 31, 2017 |
ClassCaptain:No ooooo |
Re: The First Day I Tried To Kill A Chicken by chikzyet(f): 9:05pm On Dec 31, 2017 |
Re: The First Day I Tried To Kill A Chicken by BlackDBagba: 9:18pm On Dec 31, 2017 |
Nice one! |
Re: The First Day I Tried To Kill A Chicken by sunnyeinstein(m): 9:48pm On Dec 31, 2017 |
Lovely story Classcaptain. This story should be recycled every year on nairaland fp. 2 Likes |
Re: The First Day I Tried To Kill A Chicken by aysuprano(m): 9:53pm On Dec 31, 2017 |
If chicken wey person Don kill go pursue person for heaven am done for....... Ahn I Don too kill fowl |
Re: The First Day I Tried To Kill A Chicken by just2endowed: 9:59pm On Dec 31, 2017 |
My next step is to kill a goat |
Re: The First Day I Tried To Kill A Chicken by Nobody: 10:06pm On Dec 31, 2017 |
Hmm Me no reach 13 before I start to deh kill fowl I can't even count d number of chickens, pigeons, guinea fowls, bushrat,monitor lizard etc that I have killed Nd I slaughtered them oo while they were alive I have always had this zeal for killing things I for don kill goat nd him bigger brodas oo buh my papa never buy goat come house alive b4 Anything killing dem trust me I forgot to add snake sef 3 Likes |
Re: The First Day I Tried To Kill A Chicken by introvertme: 10:41pm On Dec 31, 2017 |
Emzyme: c achievement I nor fit touch any of those animals you list there |
Re: The First Day I Tried To Kill A Chicken by AyamConfidence(m): 11:16pm On Dec 31, 2017 |
Nice one Classcaptain....... No be only your get the fear of killing..... My mum can kill stuff way more than I can ever do..... Even my younger brother na assassin when e reach fowl level.. Anytime they wan kill fowl for house.... They no even dey call me put cos I go just run away But if na to comot feather..... No one does it like I do I guess we have different gifts then 2 Likes |
Re: The First Day I Tried To Kill A Chicken by AyamConfidence(m): 11:18pm On Dec 31, 2017 |
Alariiwo:stop making noise Mr Alariiwo..... You dey disturb us Serious man |
Re: The First Day I Tried To Kill A Chicken by jaidey1: 11:39pm On Dec 31, 2017 |
Alariiwo:your problem is bigger than the story so I understand why you still have that frown on your face. may God deliver you from oppression. get well soon bro 2 Likes |
Re: The First Day I Tried To Kill A Chicken by FreshestManny(m): 3:12am On Jan 01, 2018 |
Lol. Classcaptain thank you for making my day. Your stories always make me laff. Keep it up you are a very good writer. 2 Likes |
Re: The First Day I Tried To Kill A Chicken by Ranoscky(m): 4:55am On Jan 01, 2018 |
ClassCaptain:This got me laughing so hard mehn... I mean so hard that i laughed tears out of my eyes. Its like when one is over pressed with poo in public and looking for a hide out place to offlaod it. When he or she is done, the kinda relief such person feels is what i felt now after reading the above quote. No doubt, my 2018 will be an easy ride cos i just laughed my sorrows away. 1 Like |
Re: The First Day I Tried To Kill A Chicken by skillzbae(f): 8:49am On Jan 01, 2018 |
I remember the first time my kid brother killed a chicken. We went to the market and I told them to kill it, my brother said I was embarrassing him that he can kill it. Are you sure, he said yes..... Ok o, na so we go house. On getting home, oya go and kill it, he said wait let me drink water. After drinking water. He wore gloves, cover the head of the chicken with poly bag and smash the head of the children with turning stick till it died 4 Likes |
Re: The First Day I Tried To Kill A Chicken by crazysam001: 11:01am On Jan 01, 2018 |
My nephew slaughtered a goat, he is 10 |
Re: The First Day I Tried To Kill A Chicken by oluwamaich(m): 11:47am On Jan 01, 2018 |
mhen... This guy almost killed me with laughter. Na you make me laugh pass this January! |
Re: The First Day I Tried To Kill A Chicken by 3mjay(m): 12:23pm On Jan 01, 2018 |
Nice one Bro. 1 Like |
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