A boy from a Christian home called his parents after several beating for being a liar, he said to his parents, daddy and mummy, why do you chastised me everyday for obeying the bible. I put into use the principle of God’s word, his parents were enraged, they said we will continue to chastised you until you change, the boy said, but it is in the bible that when we are WEAK we should say we are STRONG, his parents said, yes, when we are POOR we should say we are RICH, the parents said, yes, then the boy said what is wrong in me saying I was AWAKE when I was SLEEPING, I was OUTSIDE when I was INSIDE, I was FULL while I was HUNGRY, his father said, but you are not Jesus.

Boring!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

^^^Post your own joke or shut the f-ck up.

cantell:

^^^Post your own joke or shut the f-ck up.

dry!!

cantell:

^^^Post your own joke or shut the f-ck up.

Awwwwwwwww you actually used your brain today , oya tell me how it feels bimbo