Banji left home very early in the morning to enable him board a bike with a fair fare to Office, he came back very late last night. Fare has been hiked due to fuel scarcity is bitten harder each day. He had a very short night rest, he thought the fare will be lesser very early in the morning. He has been standing for an hour, those riders are not respecting his over starched shirt with a neat tie, he holds his suit jacket in his hand. The less fare he has seen so far is Seven Hundred naira only (#700), fare that used to be Two Hundred naira (#200). He muttered an inaudible words against a bike man that told him to waka (trek) if he can't afford the price. when he was getting late for office, he decided to board the next bike. He was livid to pay #700, he didn't know how much he will pay in the evening. This conversation occurred on the way to office.
Banji: This fare is high
Bike Man: You no dey Nigeria
Banji: But Government says fuel is available
Bike Man: You dey mind those people, they sit for Abuja dey talk rubbish, are they buying fuel?
Banji: How much did you buy the one you are using?
Bike Man: Na #300 per liter, black market
Banji: Why didn't you buy from station?
Bike Man: You see fuel, they are selling for #250 per litre and they no even get
Banji: Really! some get fuel in their pits
Bike Man: Government should go around and stop accusing NNPC and Marketers
Banji: Please, reduce your speed
Bike Man: I no dey speed, when I no be Yusuf
Banji: who is Yusuf
Bike Man: (Hiss) you don't know Yusuf
Banji: I know many Yusufs
Bike Man: Yusuf Buhari, Mr Presido son wey want kill himself
Banji: I pity the poor boy
Bike man: Who be poor boy, na over joy of money want kill am
Banji: How?
Bike Man: He get everything he want in life, if he queue to get fuel for him power motor sorry power bike, he no go use am do bike race and he no go fall.
Banji: It was a mistake
Bike Man: He don enjoy life to it's fullest, he don get money pass he age, he want kill himself
Banji: I pray he get well soon because he broke one of his limbs and sustained head injury
Bike Man: He no need your prayer, he papa go carry am go Germany or UK for treatment
Banji: But he still need our prayers
Bike man: pray for yourself, Yusuf no know say fuel scares, he no go dey among 17.7 million Nigerians that will be jobless next year, he no dey live below $2 like us, no Governor dey owe he parents 22 months salary
Banji: But he is not in any political office
Bike Man: Dey sit there, he be he papa Personal Assistant, he get two plush hotels in Abuja and another one under construction in Dubai, he get interest in Oil and Gas
Banji: He is just twenty years plus
Bike Man: Na abundance of wealth and sweet life want kill am.
Banji: I will highlight there
Bike Man: He told someone say "everybody had their own opportunity, it is now our turn, what do you expect? We may not be here tomorrow.
Banji: I wish him well
Bike Man: No wahala oooooo....

Nasoo...money is noting

The OKADA man is a foolish man