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Re: Zimbabwean Man Caught Having Sex At His Wife’s Funeral With A Prostitute(Photos) by Mac2016(m): 8:08am On Dec 29, 2017
pocohantas:
They didn't have to treat them that way. The prick and brain were not wired to work simultaneously. When prick stands, brain shuts down. It doesn't matter if it's at the wife's burial, logical reasoning halts/drops!


I pity women wey dey kill and fight because of prick... The only woman that's 100% sure of her husband's location, at every given time...is a widow!!

RIP to the woman.

His prick is even small, like overused eyepencil.
Hmmm. Crazy but real comment
Re: Zimbabwean Man Caught Having Sex At His Wife’s Funeral With A Prostitute(Photos) by obinnashady(m): 8:09am On Dec 29, 2017
pocohantas:


Honestly, e worse for una. Wetin una never talk?

--- "Okay, you're not in the mood...just lay down, lemme enter. You don't have to do anything. Okay, okay! I won't move. I will stand at attention, lemme just enter and feel the warmth.
Baby pls, if I don't cum, my balls will pain me.
I won't sleep through out this year."

---"It's not like I can't do without sex in a relationship, but...it connects us"Oshey! Wifi connection grin

---"I promise I won't cum inside, I will cum out"
Is it that easy to cum out of a speeding bus? undecided

---"You're so tight, so sweet...whenever we make love, I am happy"

---"I can't wait to stop using protection, then you'll be the mother of my kids" Sweetie, you're not even in his 2018 blueprint.
you've seen it all
oshey baddest �
Re: Zimbabwean Man Caught Having Sex At His Wife’s Funeral With A Prostitute(Photos) by GoldNiagara(m): 8:13am On Dec 29, 2017
Why do ladies think the hardest they can abuse a guy is by shaming his dick. It is a worn out tactic and does not work. Wanna hit a guy abuse his mum or his intelligence. Call when you land in the hospital, we will go plan B.
Re: Zimbabwean Man Caught Having Sex At His Wife’s Funeral With A Prostitute(Photos) by Cladez(m): 8:17am On Dec 29, 2017
That Pocohantas girl don suffer see as every Tom and Harry just they attack am from up,sideways and even down below.
Re: Zimbabwean Man Caught Having Sex At His Wife’s Funeral With A Prostitute(Photos) by Nobody: 8:20am On Dec 29, 2017
emilyone:

8 inches shocked
That is capable of destroying a woman's womb
Baby, since i've been sexually active, i've not destroyed anybody's womb smiley
Re: Zimbabwean Man Caught Having Sex At His Wife’s Funeral With A Prostitute(Photos) by odaniel1(m): 8:24am On Dec 29, 2017
Nairaland Modification!!!

The Vaseline Crew in male Nairalanders are equal to the Di*k Critics in female N'landers....
Re: Zimbabwean Man Caught Having Sex At His Wife’s Funeral With A Prostitute(Photos) by Nobody: 8:31am On Dec 29, 2017
Caseless:
wetin you wan carry him size do? grin brymo don talk am; blackman dey measure him prick size.

LMAO. Oga/madam, if u no measure ur preek size, how we go do am nah? U suppose know how strong u are
Re: Zimbabwean Man Caught Having Sex At His Wife’s Funeral With A Prostitute(Photos) by IFNOTGOD(m): 8:33am On Dec 29, 2017
JayIlych:


LMFAO. Hahaha. 12" for what? Am i planting yam? My size is perfectly normal.
Btw, how far, wetin be ur own size smiley

guy I go measure am send u d measurement later but my present babe like am why d ex say e small on to say she don see big ones n me I happy cos my present babe make sense n her own level never turn dualised lane like my former one dat na express road
Re: Zimbabwean Man Caught Having Sex At His Wife’s Funeral With A Prostitute(Photos) by Nobody: 8:41am On Dec 29, 2017
IFNOTGOD:


guy I go measure am send u d measurement later but my present babe like am why d ex say e small on to say she don see big ones n me I happy cos my present babe make sense n her own level never turn dualised lane like my former one dat na express road
Dualised lane, lol grin.
Re: Zimbabwean Man Caught Having Sex At His Wife’s Funeral With A Prostitute(Photos) by BiadeFolar(m): 8:57am On Dec 29, 2017
This one weak me
Re: Zimbabwean Man Caught Having Sex At His Wife’s Funeral With A Prostitute(Photos) by Nobody: 9:00am On Dec 29, 2017
pocohantas:


Honestly, e worse for una. Wetin una never talk?

--- "Okay, you're not in the mood...just lay down, lemme enter. You don't have to do anything. Okay, okay! I won't move. I will stand at attention, lemme just enter and feel the warmth.
Baby pls, if I don't cum, my balls will pain me.
I won't sleep through out this year."

---"It's not like I can't do without sex in a relationship, but...it connects us"Oshey! Wifi connection grin

---"I promise I won't cum inside, I will cum out"
Is it that easy to cum out of a speeding bus? undecided

---"You're so tight, so sweet...whenever we make love, I am happy"

---"I can't wait to stop using protection, then you'll be the mother of my kids" Sweetie, you're not even in his 2018 blueprint.
Flesh and blood na them reveal all these to you or ars talking out of Experience?
Re: Zimbabwean Man Caught Having Sex At His Wife’s Funeral With A Prostitute(Photos) by odehaj: 9:01am On Dec 29, 2017
littlewonders:
He wants to drill every hole at any given opportunity. No respect at all for the wife. That man has a role to play in his wife's death.

Depression could as well be connected
Taah! No bring southeast people culture here o.
Re: Zimbabwean Man Caught Having Sex At His Wife’s Funeral With A Prostitute(Photos) by kushy340: 9:01am On Dec 29, 2017
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Re: Zimbabwean Man Caught Having Sex At His Wife’s Funeral With A Prostitute(Photos) by factwriter(m): 9:04am On Dec 29, 2017
pocohantas:


His prick is even small, like overused eyepencil.


Would your views or opinion (of this dastardly act) been different if he had a much bigger P

Just asking.
Re: Zimbabwean Man Caught Having Sex At His Wife’s Funeral With A Prostitute(Photos) by showghan(m): 9:09am On Dec 29, 2017
Make dem leave am naa... sebi him wife don die
Re: Zimbabwean Man Caught Having Sex At His Wife’s Funeral With A Prostitute(Photos) by Merceline(f): 9:11am On Dec 29, 2017
pocohantas:
They didn't have to treat them that way. The prick and brain were not wired to work simultaneously. When prick stands, brain shuts down. It doesn't matter if it's at the wife's burial, logical reasoning halts/drops!


I pity women wey dey kill and fight because of prick... The only woman that's 100% sure of her husband's location, at every given time...is a widow!!

RIP to the woman.

His prick is even small, like overused eyepencil.

Hahahahaha you no get chills at all
Re: Zimbabwean Man Caught Having Sex At His Wife’s Funeral With A Prostitute(Photos) by factwriter(m): 9:11am On Dec 29, 2017
pocohantas:


Honestly, e worse for una. Wetin una never talk?

--- "Okay, you're not in the mood...just lay down, lemme enter. You don't have to do anything. Okay, okay! I won't move. I will stand at attention, lemme just enter and feel the warmth.
Baby pls, if I don't cum, my balls will pain me.
I won't sleep through out this year."

---"It's not like I can't do without sex in a relationship, but...it connects us"Oshey! Wifi connection grin

---"I promise I won't cum inside, I will cum out"
Is it that easy to cum out of a speeding bus? undecided

---"You're so tight, so sweet...whenever we make love, I am happy"

---"I can't wait to stop using protection, then you'll be the mother of my kids" Sweetie, you're not even in his 2018 blueprint.


Seeming accurate analysis.

Question now is: Are you speaking from experience (encounter) or hearsay

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Re: Zimbabwean Man Caught Having Sex At His Wife’s Funeral With A Prostitute(Photos) by factwriter(m): 9:21am On Dec 29, 2017
lezz:
What an ungainly display of low-level power of inference!



INFERENCES!

i actually came to understand the technical meaning of that word when I was taking classes in Artificial Intelligence & Expat Systems many, many, many years ago.

Some people know book sha.

All hail captain Lezz.
Re: Zimbabwean Man Caught Having Sex At His Wife’s Funeral With A Prostitute(Photos) by littlewonders: 9:23am On Dec 29, 2017
odehaj:
Taah! No bring southeast people culture here o.

Shey... You don come back from okitipupa abi.
Re: Zimbabwean Man Caught Having Sex At His Wife’s Funeral With A Prostitute(Photos) by Nobody: 9:27am On Dec 29, 2017
see his small peepee
Re: Zimbabwean Man Caught Having Sex At His Wife’s Funeral With A Prostitute(Photos) by decepticos(m): 9:34am On Dec 29, 2017
pocohantas:


Honestly, e worse for una. Wetin una never talk?

--- "Okay, you're not in the mood...just lay down, lemme enter. You don't have to do anything. Okay, okay! I won't move. I will stand at attention, lemme just enter and feel the warmth.
Baby pls, if I don't cum, my balls will pain me.
I won't sleep through out this year."

---"It's not like I can't do without sex in a relationship, but...it connects us"Oshey! Wifi connection grin

---"I promise I won't cum inside, I will cum out"
Is it that easy to cum out of a speeding bus? undecided

---"You're so tight, so sweet...whenever we make love, I am happy"

---"I can't wait to stop using protection, then you'll be the mother of my kids" Sweetie, you're not even in his 2018 blueprint.
wait oh, this shows the kind of humans you associate with. But its cool no one can taste all things alive.
Re: Zimbabwean Man Caught Having Sex At His Wife’s Funeral With A Prostitute(Photos) by Nobody: 9:35am On Dec 29, 2017
efemena5050:
blue goat......... I guess ur a woman or perhaps hewoman......


Re: Zimbabwean Man Caught Having Sex At His Wife’s Funeral With A Prostitute(Photos) by mvem(m): 10:30am On Dec 29, 2017
pocohantas:
They didn't have to treat them that way. The prick and brain were not wired to work simultaneously. When prick stands, brain shuts down. It doesn't matter if it's at the wife's burial, logical reasoning halts/drops!


I pity women wey dey kill and fight because of prick... The only woman that's 100% sure of her husband's location, at every given time...is a widow!!

RIP to the woman.

His prick is even small, like overused eyepencil.
...feeling like a badt gal abi....so you as a woman wont be sure of the wereabout of ur husband only if he is dead, right?...abi u be feminist who wont marry as ur write up suggest a hatred in men
Re: Zimbabwean Man Caught Having Sex At His Wife’s Funeral With A Prostitute(Photos) by Mznaett: 10:34am On Dec 29, 2017
Martin0:


Una wan jus finish me diz morning abigringrin

Make una easy with dem bullets oogrin

Finish ke? grin grin

My dear, no be me o... I just dey observe wetin Poco and her group dey do lol wink
Re: Zimbabwean Man Caught Having Sex At His Wife’s Funeral With A Prostitute(Photos) by Livefreeordieha(m): 11:01am On Dec 29, 2017
Mznaett:
See his tiny d!ck sef... undecided

Nobody should even quote me with any rubbish "it's flaccid" hence the reason... tongue
all of una jux dey judge the preek...Av u eva owned a preek?if you have please tell me does gobe,wahala and danger give u erection??because ordinary choco Milo if dem catch u dey thief am sef for house preek dey take cover Like snail.


Even if u use viagra the preek go only dey totori u if yawa gaz but e nor go see courage get up�
Re: Zimbabwean Man Caught Having Sex At His Wife’s Funeral With A Prostitute(Photos) by Allisonstvs(m): 11:01am On Dec 29, 2017
Mznaett:
See his tiny d!ck sef... undecided

Nobody should even quote me with any rubbish "it's flaccid" hence the reason... tongue
if he has big dick now u will say he want to damage her pussy, haba nah
Re: Zimbabwean Man Caught Having Sex At His Wife’s Funeral With A Prostitute(Photos) by Nobody: 11:02am On Dec 29, 2017
pocohantas:
They didn't have to treat them that way. The prick and brain were not wired to work simultaneously. When prick stands, brain shuts down. It doesn't matter if it's at the wife's burial, logical reasoning halts/drops!


I pity women wey dey kill and fight because of prick... The only woman that's 100% sure of her husband's location, at every given time...is a widow!!

RIP to the woman.

His prick is even small, like overused eyepencil.
you never hear of akudaya i.e re-incarnation
Re: Zimbabwean Man Caught Having Sex At His Wife’s Funeral With A Prostitute(Photos) by Pricelessangel0(f): 11:19am On Dec 29, 2017
pocohantas:


Honestly, e worse for una. Wetin una never talk?

--- "Okay, you're not in the mood...just lay down, lemme enter. You don't have to do anything. Okay, okay! I won't move. I will stand at attention, lemme just enter and feel the warmth.
Baby pls, if I don't cum, my balls will pain me.
I won't sleep through out this year."

---"It's not like I can't do without sex in a relationship, but...it connects us"Oshey! Wifi connection grin

---"I promise I won't cum inside, I will cum out"
Is it that easy to cum out of a speeding bus? undecided

---"You're so tight, so sweet...whenever we make love, I am happy"

---"I can't wait to stop using protection, then you'll be the mother of my kids" Sweetie, you're not even in his 2018 blueprint.
Chai!!!! This lady son finish the talk, its like u have studied many of them. I also wonder at times even xterday a guy I called a friend carry me nd because its late he brought out his dick inside the car and was saying all sorts of things and I just know that all hope is lost for this one. nonentity
Re: Zimbabwean Man Caught Having Sex At His Wife’s Funeral With A Prostitute(Photos) by Pricelessangel0(f): 11:23am On Dec 29, 2017
Chai!!! see this yeye man little prick, if am even Hot self I see this one name there fun go end. stupid man no respect for the dead
Re: Zimbabwean Man Caught Having Sex At His Wife’s Funeral With A Prostitute(Photos) by Pricelessangel0(f): 11:41am On Dec 29, 2017
Caseless:
sex is useless and overrated. I don't know what girls think they're doing for us via sex. Men just de suffer.
Then tell me how long have u stayed celibate without sex? cos it's u guys that will say "if I don't do it, my stomach will be in pain even my waist pls baby let me feel u nd release myself" like say na alsfise

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