Jim was in trouble.
He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to see something in the
driveway that goes from 0-200 in 6 seconds and IT BETTER BE THERE!!"
The next morning Jim got up early and left for work. When his wife
woke up, she looked out the window. Sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway and
brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand
new bathroom scale.

Jim has been missing since Friday.