This is the first time I would make public demand about my birthday. As you all know my birthday comes first week of January, I mean (January 06). It falls on Saturday this year and I am therefore issuing the following orders.
Starting from January 1, 2018, all international airlines should be grounded till January 07, 2018
No person or group of persons should celebrate my birthday, it is my birthday I choose what to do with it.

January is peaceful month, that is what it had been and I would not want this year to be exceptional. This is MY birthday, birth week and birth month respect it.
I want to celebrate all by myself alone, I want to go and eat in a nice place and nice food. I don’t want to fight in January, I will postpone everything to February so, check yourself, when I come back in February, I will not accept 99.99% obedience but 100%

You are hereby re-ordered to execute all the orders given you before or on January 07, 2018, any failure to do so, would be met with big damage.
This has been the gentle way it all started before it became the trouble it is today, Beware.

Ordered by GOD