na wa oh

'Shanko' indeed

how will I use it to login nairaland

I'll probably misplace it d next day

lilfreezy:
If this one mistakenly fall inside one wrap of eba, shebi person go just swallow am thinking say na small fish

Lmao. A good reason you should never buy it.

#Esq

I cannot be carrying torchlight just to read text messages or missed call.




Mba.

Lolsss

I pity phone engineers this days.. They cant even open some phones being produced to talk of repair it.. Best sentence they use this days is buy another one..

Just like my Nanophone i got in Dubai.

It is too small for a phone. Why will I also wear a phone round my body when safety experts keep emphasising we should take away the phone from regular contact with the body as much as possible? Everything has an acceptable optimum size, a phone cannot be a flashdisk to be worn around neck..My thought.

Yewandequeen:
Hmm mm... Who can I gift this to oooooo

I dont mind

Mckandre:
i need it

You don’t need it. You want it!

lilfreezy:
If this one mistakenly fall inside one wrap of eba, shebi person go just swallow am thinking say na small fish

Eba eater spotted

Yewandequeen:
Hmm mm... Who can I gift this to oooooo

i!!!

Mojo will be boring on this phone

Playz:
No I'm not shocked!

Lol, 2030 futuristic evolution cracked me up.

Looks like pager

fecta:
Wow 2018.....
Work just started for me.....
Am hustling hard......
Its too late to fail...
2nd place is a no for me.......
Everyone is praying in church i am here on nairaland, n listening to Manya....
Some people don't know that praying without working towards it is bullshit....
Everyone here must make it this year......

God bless you for this post bro.

Finally, enemyofprogress/enemyofprace/babangbali/lyangbali New Year present...

espn:
I dont mind

U kwa, what you need it for when you have an iPhone.

Akalia:
i!!!

Na

who wan buy dis

kolawoleibukun:
so? can it fit into Buhari ear so that he can hear the ringtone?

make una push inside make him take hear word

Nobody care to tel Tinubu say him teeth rotten. all of them day laugh am for back.

even fashola way i been think say he go fit help tell the old man e just bone. anytime way Tinubu hug am e go throway face the other way make e for no see the teeth.

isn't it too early mock ppl ds year!
Always talking bout Buhari's deafness n tinubu rotten teeth. My guy, nawa for u. Ur Highness no dey wear off?

kolawoleibukun:
so? can it fit into Buhari ear so that he can hear the ringtone?

make una push inside make him take hear word

Nobody care to tel Tinubu say him teeth rotten. all of them day laugh am for back.

even fashola way i been think say he go fit help tell the old man e just bone. anytime way Tinubu hug am e go throway face the other way make e for no see the teeth.

isn't it too early mock ppl ds year!
Always talking bout Buhari's deafness n tinubu rotten teeth. My guy, nawa for u. Ur Highness no dey wear off?

Yewandequeen:
Hmm mm... Who can I gift this to oooooo

aunty I

32GB RAM? Someone erred or lied.

They are mad

Ajaodolapo:
isn't it too early mock ppl ds year!
Always talking bout Buhari's deafness n tinubu rotten teeth. My guy, nawa for u. Ur Highness no dey wear off? ;Disn't it too early mock ppl ds year!
Always talking bout Buhari's deafness n tinubu rotten teeth. My guy, nawa for u. Ur Highness no dey wear off?

since way I day talk nobody don go give Tinubu adigboroja make e take wash him teeth. until him teeth clean o

seancombs617:

U jokes dry pass Harmattan

I be like joke man for you? dead meat way dem refuse for new year. you get better life na you come nairaland? na here your mate day? you no see your mate for VVIP stand for AY show? na me won crack joke for your rotten face? heediot. I be like your pa abi?
common carry your wasted life go park for dustbin

Looks like a pager

kolawoleibukun:
I be like joke man for you? dead meat way dem refuse for new year. you get better life na you come nairaland? na here your mate day? you no see your mate for VVIP stand for AY show? na me won crack joke for your rotten face? heediot. I be like your pa abi?
common carry your wasted life go park for dustbin

Guy!! God bless u