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10 Kinds Of People You Will Find In Bet9ja Shops by itzprezy(m): 2:37pm On Jan 06, 2018
*Ladies you won't understand. this joke is not for you*

1) *The rich Niggas:*
This set of people will just come into the shop with there car and play nothing less than 10 tickets with the minimum of #30,000. They just walk in, play their game and leave.���

2) *The talk and no play:*
This ones will just come to the shop and keep telling people the kind of games to play and how many odds they have without playing any.
Sometimes they wait for those who has won with hope of getting little share. You are in this group.. I know you��

3) *The analyzers:*
They will come very early in the morning and start talking about the matches for the day.
This type of people can tell u the history of all d players, coaches and even the players parents.
They would later predict and still lose.������

4) *The greedy ones:*
This type will come with just #100 hoping to win 15million. Their tickets will b longer than river Niger bridge with very high odds.

5) *The observers:*
They will never play, all they do is to come and wait for those who are ready to play and keep asking silly questions like " abeg dis bet dey really pay people", " bro how many times you don win" or " when be the last time wey you win"���������

6) *The winners:* I belong in this group���. They come to collect the money they have won with smiles all over their faces, some will even start making calls and telling their friends to start buying the bottles of origin.��

7) *The Electricity freaks:* These ones pack all the gadgets in there house to come and charge, phone, laptop, torch, lantern, power bank.. If you give them chance, they will come with there fridge and television�����
You are in these group... Lemme not call ur name.

cool *The virtual freaks:*�� these ones will enter like mad men and start shouting first 2, last 1.5, 3 to 7 Goal -goal��.. These group don mad Tey tey���

9) *The complainers:* Everybody belongs to dis group.... These set of people that always scream on every slip... one cut! one cut again!!!! Every week is always one cut, even if d cut is more Dan one. They will tell u only one game cut my 10 milliom..����������

10) *the non risk takers:* these set of people can double chance every match or use #500 to win #700 ���������
Re: 10 Kinds Of People You Will Find In Bet9ja Shops by benzene00: 2:39pm On Jan 06, 2018
Re: 10 Kinds Of People You Will Find In Bet9ja Shops by Airyprince(m): 2:42pm On Jan 06, 2018
lol m guilty of no7 never played it before all I do is charge my phone n clear out
Re: 10 Kinds Of People You Will Find In Bet9ja Shops by HeyCorleone(m): 3:03pm On Jan 06, 2018
Lmao
Re: 10 Kinds Of People You Will Find In Bet9ja Shops by Viiictor10(m): 4:00pm On Jan 06, 2018
grin i am guilty of no 7,using #100 to win #700 and the likes
Re: 10 Kinds Of People You Will Find In Bet9ja Shops by licvil(m): 9:40pm On Jan 07, 2018
lmao...nice one bro
Re: 10 Kinds Of People You Will Find In Bet9ja Shops by MetalJigsaw(m): 12:50am On Jan 08, 2018
Nice one

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