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| $tupid Beyond Stupidity! by chinesedoll(f): 10:32pm On Apr 08, 2010 |
This is Unbelievable 
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| Re: $tupid Beyond Stupidity! by chinesedoll(f): 10:38pm On Apr 08, 2010 |
NEW YORK - resident Kathy Evans brought humiliation to her friends and family when she set a new standard for stupidity with her appearance on the popular TV show, 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. ' Evans, a 32-year-old wife and mother of two, got stuck on the first question and proceeded to make what fans of the show are dubbing 'the absolute worst use of lifelines ever.' After being introduced to the show's host Meredith Vieira, Evans was posed with a typically easy initial $100 question. The question was: 'Which of the following is the largest?' A) A Peanut B) An Elephant C) The Moon D) Hey, who you calling large? Immediately Mrs. Evans was struck with an all consuming panic as she did not readily know the answer. 'Hmm, oh boy, that's a toughie,' said Evans, as Vieira did her level best to hide her disbelief. 'I mean, I'm sure I've heard of some of these things before, but I have no idea how large they would be.' Evans made the decision to use the first of her three lifelines, the 50/50. Answers A and D were removed, leaving her to decide which was bigger, an elephant or the moon. However, faced with an incredibly easy question, Evans still remained unsure. 'Oh! It removed the two I was leaning towards!' exclaimed Evans, 'Darn. I think I better phone a friend.' Mrs, Evans asked to be connected with her friend Betsy, who is an office assistant, 'Hi Betsy! How are you? This is Kathy! I'm on TV!' said Evans, wasting the first seven seconds of her call. 'Ok, I got an important question. Which of the following is the largest? B, an elephant, or C, the moon. 15 seconds hun.' Betsy quickly replied that the answer was C, the moon. Evans proceeded to argue with her friend for the remaining ten seconds. 'Betsy, are you sure?' said Evans. 'How sure are you? Duh, that can't be it.' To everyone's astonishment, the moronic Evans declined to take her friend's advice. 'I just don't know if I can trust Betsy. She's not all that bright. So I think I'd like to ask the audience,' said Evans. Asked to vote on the correct answer, the audience returned 98% in favor of answer C, 'The Moon.' Having used up all her lifelines, Evans then made the dumbest choice of her life, 'Wow, seems like everybody is against what I'm thinking,' said the too-stupid-to- live Evans. 'But you know, sometimes you just got to go with your gut, So, let's see, I'm going to have to go with B, an elephant, Final answer.' Evans sat before the dumbfounded audience, the only one waiting with bated breath - and was told that she was wrong, and that the answer was in fact, C, 'The Moon.' Caution, they walk among us
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| Re: $tupid Beyond Stupidity! by chinesedoll(f): 10:40pm On Apr 08, 2010 |
While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time then said 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.[size=12pt][/size] |
| Re: $tupid Beyond Stupidity! by Kunbee: 10:41pm On Apr 08, 2010 |
Rofl  |
| Re: $tupid Beyond Stupidity! by tayoast(m): 10:51pm On Apr 08, 2010 |
Kunbee:  |
| Re: $tupid Beyond Stupidity! by Kunbee: 11:09pm On Apr 08, 2010 |
What |
| Re: $tupid Beyond Stupidity! by tayoast(m): 11:14pm On Apr 08, 2010 |
its a gud joke. pls dont derail ds thread  |
| Re: $tupid Beyond Stupidity! by desktop: 11:20pm On Apr 08, 2010 |
Almost choked on my saliva just now! Probably the, God Im still laughing make i come back after abeg, |
| Re: $tupid Beyond Stupidity! by chinesedoll(f): 12:10am On Apr 09, 2010 |
I wish this was just a joke. Funny thing is that some people are actually really dumb. |
| Re: $tupid Beyond Stupidity! by StudioCFR(m): 12:32am On Apr 09, 2010 |
Too long and dry |
| Re: $tupid Beyond Stupidity! by Nobody: 1:32am On Apr 09, 2010 |
here is some:
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| Re: $tupid Beyond Stupidity! by D1KeleVra(m): 1:02am On Apr 11, 2010 |
lmao @ the 'backward d pic.' |
| Re: $tupid Beyond Stupidity! by Nobody: 6:40am On Apr 11, 2010 |
hhmm
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| Re: $tupid Beyond Stupidity! by chinesedoll(f): 10:26am On Apr 11, 2010 |
MRbrownJAY: Oh my God, That newspaper stuff can't be real. lol |
| Re: $tupid Beyond Stupidity! by Kunbee: 12:56am On Apr 18, 2010 |
^^its possible o |
| Re: $tupid Beyond Stupidity! by 1stknight(m): 7:23pm On Apr 18, 2010 |
Yeah dat's gud |
| Re: $tupid Beyond Stupidity! by Abbygyal(f): 10:18pm On Apr 18, 2010 |
the news paper thingy was priceless. |
| Re: $tupid Beyond Stupidity! by dani1luv: 5:35pm On Apr 20, 2010 |
lmao!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Re: $tupid Beyond Stupidity! by Kunbee: 9:26pm On Apr 29, 2010 |
^^no make ya yansh remove |
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