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Goodluck Jonathan Life Patron Of Miyetti Allah? – Lauretta Onochie by Islie: 10:21pm On Jan 06, 2018
The Personal Assistant on Social Media to President Muhammadu Buhari, Lauretta Onochie has asked that ‘should we now say Goodluck Jonathan was behind the incessant attacks which predated Buhari’s government? Since according to her he is a Life Patron of Miyetti Allah.

Lauretta Onochie on her Twitter handle Saturday presented a certificate indicating that former President Goodluck Jonathan is Life Patron of Miyetti Allah.

She said: “True, Miyetti Allah denied crimes, but Lo and behold who is its real Life Patron? It’s Reno Omokri’s erstwhile boss, Goodluck Jonathan. So should we now say Jonathan was behind the incessant & condemnable attacks which predated Pres. @MBuhari’s Administration?”- @AliyuAbdullahA


https://www.vanguardngr.com/2018/01/goodluck-jonathan-life-patron-miyetti-allah-lauretta-onochie/


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Re: Goodluck Jonathan Life Patron Of Miyetti Allah? – Lauretta Onochie by HungerBAD: 10:21pm On Jan 06, 2018
Noted.

So Uncle Jonathan is a patron?but there is a a saying " Birds of a feather flock together" and based on this, Lauretta Onochie I think you are right and onto something here.

Kudos.

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Re: Goodluck Jonathan Life Patron Of Miyetti Allah? – Lauretta Onochie by madridguy(m): 10:23pm On Jan 06, 2018
Buhari should order Gen Buratai to declare war on Fulani terrorists.

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Re: Goodluck Jonathan Life Patron Of Miyetti Allah? – Lauretta Onochie by frankyychiji(f): 10:25pm On Jan 06, 2018
What's Ngeneukwuenu saying again oo.

We didn't see her on Dele Momodu's thread o.

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Re: Goodluck Jonathan Life Patron Of Miyetti Allah? – Lauretta Onochie by bedspread: 10:26pm On Jan 06, 2018
Buhari Foot Soldiers are Definitely on Something like igbo, codine, cocaine or some hard drugs

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Re: Goodluck Jonathan Life Patron Of Miyetti Allah? – Lauretta Onochie by eTECTIVe(m): 10:30pm On Jan 06, 2018
It still baffles me how we have such clowns as leaders. Little wonder we are in such suffering

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Re: Goodluck Jonathan Life Patron Of Miyetti Allah? – Lauretta Onochie by Penalty82(m): 10:32pm On Jan 06, 2018
You people should continue playing politics with human lives. Posterity will judge all of you.

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Re: Goodluck Jonathan Life Patron Of Miyetti Allah? – Lauretta Onochie by Nobody: 10:32pm On Jan 06, 2018
The way these people take this matter play na insult upon injury.

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Re: Goodluck Jonathan Life Patron Of Miyetti Allah? – Lauretta Onochie by EternalTruths: 10:33pm On Jan 06, 2018
If only the condom did not break, this idiot won't have been born.

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Re: Goodluck Jonathan Life Patron Of Miyetti Allah? – Lauretta Onochie by ShySteady(m): 10:33pm On Jan 06, 2018
This is the real meaning of "senselessness".

People all over the country are condemning the violence/mayhem/havoc perpetrated by the evil herdsmen, and one senseless being is somehwere making comparisons.

Is that what you were employed for? To always be in the opposition even though you have been fully handed power?

If the menace of the herdsmen is too heavy for the president to handle, he should speak out. He cannot continue to be quiet while hundreds of citizens under his watch are being slaughtered like animals in the abattoir daily.

God, please forgive us and take this curse of leadership far away from us!

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Re: Goodluck Jonathan Life Patron Of Miyetti Allah? – Lauretta Onochie by Lomprico2: 10:34pm On Jan 06, 2018
This bìtch again!!

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Re: Goodluck Jonathan Life Patron Of Miyetti Allah? – Lauretta Onochie by Nobody: 10:34pm On Jan 06, 2018
APC should leave GEJ and focus on governance and delivery of promises the made.

which kain wahala be this? must we blame or measure dick..

two years and nothing to show..except propaganda and blame games.

but we all know.. this a fulani jihad against the minorities.. christians" in the north... with the caliph as the pilot.

even Gej being a ceremonial patrol won't save his head if its needed by the caliph..

so why involve Gej in APC,caliph madness. make una carry una cross.. 2019 is next year.

excuse and blames is for lazy and incompetent fools.

and the dullard of dullardeens has shown he possess those Quality.

bleep Onuchie.. the palm wine drunk and her hoards of zombeic dullardeens.

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Re: Goodluck Jonathan Life Patron Of Miyetti Allah? – Lauretta Onochie by limeta(f): 10:37pm On Jan 06, 2018
This woman should stay off drugs and booze

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Re: Goodluck Jonathan Life Patron Of Miyetti Allah? – Lauretta Onochie by usibengate(m): 10:38pm On Jan 06, 2018
Jonathan was a big mistake that shouldn't have happened

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Re: Goodluck Jonathan Life Patron Of Miyetti Allah? – Lauretta Onochie by Nobody: 10:38pm On Jan 06, 2018
HungerBAD:
Noted.

So Uncle Jonathan is a patron?but there is a a saying " Birds of a feather flock together" and based on this, Lauretta Onochie I think you are right and onto something here.

Kudos.

Oga..your too old for this..
tell your boss the truth and free your concisence.
we're taking humans that woke today but couldn't make to this hour.

if people wish yusuf death you call them IpOB..
but look at you Agbaya talking trash.. for cheap likes.

as a Director at BMC..try and coordinate your office.and lead by example.

stop making joke of yaself.

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Re: Goodluck Jonathan Life Patron Of Miyetti Allah? – Lauretta Onochie by Nobody: 10:41pm On Jan 06, 2018
usibengate:
Jonathan was a big mistake that shouldn't have happened

if Jonathan na mistake..
wetin we wan talk about the dullard of daura shocked
even Boko have to recommend him to the government..

Buhari is a fool.. Onuchie na proper Ashi.. trying to please the dullard and his cows.

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Re: Goodluck Jonathan Life Patron Of Miyetti Allah? – Lauretta Onochie by aolawale025: 10:56pm On Jan 06, 2018
However it's looked at. GEJ looms large in this government. They always find a way to bring him into any situation.
Herdsmen issue has gone beyond "lifepatron". onochie should tell us why her boss has been handicapped for long on this killings

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Re: Goodluck Jonathan Life Patron Of Miyetti Allah? – Lauretta Onochie by Nobody: 10:58pm On Jan 06, 2018
This fooolish BITCH still dey make noise?

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Re: Goodluck Jonathan Life Patron Of Miyetti Allah? – Lauretta Onochie by Nobody: 11:06pm On Jan 06, 2018
This is what they call spitting your face with your cut nose.

She is a loose cannon ready to hit at anybody to ululate her paymaster.

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Re: Goodluck Jonathan Life Patron Of Miyetti Allah? – Lauretta Onochie by nnachukz(m): 11:07pm On Jan 06, 2018
This ugly woman with ugly brain filled with filth.
Reasoning in the same line with the ugly woman, Buhari is the sponsor of Boko Haram, since they nominated him then to represent them in dialogue with FG.

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Re: Goodluck Jonathan Life Patron Of Miyetti Allah? – Lauretta Onochie by okachie1(m): 11:08pm On Jan 06, 2018
Very dirty looking woman! New clothe old body woman...onye ara!

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Re: Goodluck Jonathan Life Patron Of Miyetti Allah? – Lauretta Onochie by kings09(m): 11:08pm On Jan 06, 2018
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Re: Goodluck Jonathan Life Patron Of Miyetti Allah? – Lauretta Onochie by kings09(m): 11:08pm On Jan 06, 2018
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Re: Goodluck Jonathan Life Patron Of Miyetti Allah? – Lauretta Onochie by kings09(m): 11:10pm On Jan 06, 2018
madridguy:
Buhari should order Gen Buratai to declare war on Fulani terrorists.
Not yet oo. They need to wipe out omenkalives ppl first grin grin cheesy

Sai baba till 2099

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Re: Goodluck Jonathan Life Patron Of Miyetti Allah? – Lauretta Onochie by Nobody: 11:11pm On Jan 06, 2018
this dirty prostitute should shut up her uncultured stinking mouth. She's so disgusting. Soon that foolish dullard will be kicked out of aso rock, then her eyes go clear

Useless drunkard angry sad

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Re: Goodluck Jonathan Life Patron Of Miyetti Allah? – Lauretta Onochie by fergie001: 11:22pm On Jan 06, 2018
The greatest trick the Devil pulled was convincing the world there was only one of him.(D.W)

This thing is certified evil.

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Re: Goodluck Jonathan Life Patron Of Miyetti Allah? – Lauretta Onochie by nwaanambra1(m): 11:28pm On Jan 06, 2018
ochie akwuna!

agadi ekwenka! cheesy

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Re: Goodluck Jonathan Life Patron Of Miyetti Allah? – Lauretta Onochie by adeolakemi: 12:52am On Jan 07, 2018
bounty007:

Oga..your too old for this.. tell your boss the truth and free your concisence. we're taking humans that woke today but couldn't make to this hour.
if people wish yusuf death you call them IpOB.. but look at you Agbaya talking trash.. for cheap likes.
as a Director at BMC..try and coordinate your office.and lead by example.
stop making joke of yaself.
what ?

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Re: Goodluck Jonathan Life Patron Of Miyetti Allah? – Lauretta Onochie by SalamRushdie: 12:56am On Jan 07, 2018
This old haggard looking used tampon is definitely going to jail in 20months time

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Re: Goodluck Jonathan Life Patron Of Miyetti Allah? – Lauretta Onochie by mybestlove(m): 2:11am On Jan 07, 2018
This Lauretta Onochie is a disgrace to humanity. Disgrace to the womb of her mother.
Disgrace to womanhood
Disgrace to any human or animal bearing Lauretta and Onochie.

All because of closeness to power, you deny truth and uprightness.
You will never know peace. Your children will be a disgrace to you.
The blood of these innocent citizens butchered by these herdsmen will forever cry out against you and your family and those you defend.

Stupid zombie

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Re: Goodluck Jonathan Life Patron Of Miyetti Allah? – Lauretta Onochie by yanshDoctor: 2:39am On Jan 07, 2018
madridguy:
Buhari should order Gen Buratai to declare war on Fulani terrorists.
you are one confused guy on nairaland. you are neither there nor here.

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