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Bee gets to muritala airport only for her to see a live gorilla boarding a plane she screams help !!! we re been attacked by a gorrilla and the pple told her

chill its only our ex-president obasanjo

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Bee gets to muritala airport only for her to see a live gorilla boarding a plane she screams help !!! we re been attacked by a gorrilla and the pple told her

chill its only our ex-president obasanjo

He told me Ekaette was going to prepare Edikangikong soup with Ogunfe for him, he not only bought eggs from me, he bough a live goat , ehmmm, i am not too sure if Ekaette has charmed him, ohhh, OMO MI, i would have loved to help you in your search escapade, hmm, but i have to be in POLAND, heard their presedent just died, i have to make sure i find a puppet from that country whom i can make president, YOU KNOW HOW WE DO BEE, yeah, i'll be back in a few days, GOODLUCK OMO MI, he whisks quickly inside the plane, leaving Bioncee mouth Ajar, she is so confused , she moves forward and then ,

Hanks anuku appears with his fake accent and over the top fake gangsterism , he says hey you look familiar are you the fan that asked me to autograph her

bum dat day ? and Bee gives him a dirty slap GBOSA!!!!

the slap gets the Niaja dude to the ground, people who were around could not help but laugh at the guy who just made a mess of himself, Bioncee does not even find anything funny, she moves right out of the airport and she takes a RED CAB , taxi taxi , take me to the best hotel around here,

As a sharp lagos bobo the guy over - charged Bee seeing dat she is an akata. . . . he took bee straight to Kuramo beach and dumped her there

she walks around in the hot sun. . . passers by couldn't even recognize her as she was sweating profusely. . . but then she sights Eko Hotel very close to Bar beach, she heads there. . . just before she gets there, she realizes she forgot her purse in the taxi and she's like WTF!

OMG, I'll call the LAPD to get his ass, ooopppsss, she forgets she is in DEVILS OWN COUNTRY, NAIJA, luckily she finds a police man around the corner, she walks up to him ,

he said madam wetin you carry ?

lol, the bus conductor said the money for the bus was 5K, Buh as a sharp yankee gurll, she gives the conductor a lil show of her breasts, just showing him the surface, but not the nipples, the conductor goes crazy and gives her change of 3k without collecting a penny, she sits comfortable in the Luxurious Bus Next to this CALABAR man, he was a retired soldier,

She got to calabar and saw a decent looking eatery she decides to eat as she is so hungry they served her as she was eating, she asked them the meat they

gave her and they answered dog meat. . . . bee screams "oh my God am gonna puke "

she pukes on the table and the waiter is pissed,

dog? 'hell no' but being very hungry and tired she eats it all. Being that she bought stuff on her way plus she paid her t-fare, she's left with 400 naira. The waitress brings the bill and its 1200 naira. She gives her the 400, saying 'this is all i got, u gotta understand'. the waitress says'wetin, Amme accent no go save u o! U go wash plate'

dog? 'hell no' but being very hungry and tired she eats it all. Being that she bought stuff on her way plus she paid her t-fare, she's left with 400 naira. The waitress brings the bill and its 1200 naira. She gives her the 400, saying 'this is all i got, u gotta understand'. the waitress says'wetin, Amme accent no go save u o! U go wash plate'

dog? 'hell no' but being very hungry and tired she eats it all. Being that she bought stuff on her way plus she paid her t-fare, she's left with 400 naira. The waitress brings the bill and its 1200 naira. She gives her the 400, saying 'this is all i got, u gotta understand'. the waitress says'wetin, Amme accent no go save u o! U go wash plate'

dog? 'hell no' but being very hungry and tired she eats it all. Being that she bought stuff on her way plus she paid her t-fare, she's left with 400 naira. The waitress brings the bill and its 1200 naira. She gives her the 400, saying 'this is all i got, u gotta understand'. the waitress says'wetin, Amme accent no go save u o! U go wash plate'

she is led to the kitchen

she's shown a pile of plates almost as high as the tower of Babel and she just looks into the sky, thinking, 'na me be dis'?

and then she hears a voice from behind, yes is you beris, ehmmm, the lady behind her takes a good look at her, Beyoncee, is that you ??

happy dat somebody recognised her she shouts yes its me the others were staring at themselves not knowing wat to do or say

bee tries to tell dem she is beyonce multiple grammy award winner. . . .the owner of the eatery says c'mon wash jor that beyonce wey i know get big yansh

you no get anything my friend bend down and begin dey wash sharp sharp  

she quickly snaps her fingers and starts the single ladies dance, everyone is astonished

On a 2nd thought, she realizes Bee's beauty potential and thinks 'dis one go bring customers o'. So she yells at her'get up there'. She gives Bee the sales uniform and says 'go and attend to the customers' waitin'

Beyonce wears the uniform and says to the owner of the eatery "imma upgrade u" enters the eatery and starts tending the tables dilligently which brought

in more customers as they were attracted to her beauty and dilligence

she walk to the table where Ekaette and Jay are seated , she doesn't recognise Jay at first cos he was dressed as a calabar man, she asks them both, your orders pls ,

they all suddenly turned into peanuts, a fat man came along and ate them.

and then they found themselves in a deserted island,

Somewhere in Bonny Island, Rivers state. Meanwhile, president Obama has set up a task force for the search and rescue of these super stars. Some Niger Delta boys happen to come across this information as it was also reported that they were last seen somewhere in the Niger Delta. These N/D boys are thinking sharp. . .

they team up and make a search party,

General Blow fire and Gen Tompolo agreed to kidnap both superstars and take each for himself. . . . . . as they grabbed the two superstars bee took the

gen's "video phone" as she tried to dial her dad's number the gen slapped her bootay and dragged her to his camp