Its my honour to present to you the key
note speaker for this epoch-making
ceremony. A rousing round of applause.


*Speaker clears his throat and reads from a
prepared speech!


I don't know why all the 'apostles of
change' are suddenly quiet. They are no
longer roaring like the lion I use to know.
Maybe the zoo keeper is yet to dish their
red meat or probably the queues are
endless. Oya Adekunle Gold come entertain
us with "ororo no be crude oil"



I hope its not what I'm thinking, could it be
that their philosophies have changed? Wait!
Is the new slogan now "get your PVC?". Oboi
you are not trendy. "Don't you know that
with your PVC you can partake in the Chop I
Chop party?" No dull yourself o. Dem go
share rice, maggi, wrapper and salt. "Abeg
where Inec office dey?". Before you rush,
one man for TV say "Politician food only
guarantees you a trip to the toilet" think
am.



I be youth, wetin concern me with their
election abi na selection? Who dem help? As far as my betja de enter, nothing shake me. Later, I go do subscription enter snatchat, follow twitter come do instagram before I facebook. Since I face book no job self. Na so so oldmen them dey recycle soteh dem add dead men too.



My neighbour for Eke village in Enugu state
farm maize, when e grow, herds come chop
am over night. Ah! She wailed until she lost
her voice, she threatened fire and
brimstone, all I could say was that "Madam
please no talk o, you no know say for this
country cow better pass human being?" Me
self de advise her like "Bank Alert Lalong" no try anti open grazing o. Bia nne, ozugo...
Ebezina.



Wetin I de write sef? Like say wetin happen for my state don de make me craze this early morning... Enough of the bloodshed. Curb the pogrom!