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Joke: Akpos Wanted To Rape His Priest. Find Out More... You Will Laugh All Day by Ultimate6811: 2:14pm On Jan 16, 2018 |
Akpos enters a church n finds the priest. Priest: How may I help you son? Akpos: Im looking for my wife, she said she would be here but as I can see she’s not around. Now that am here, I would like to confess. Then go to the confession area Akpos: forgive me father for I have sinned Priest: What are your sins my son? Akpos: The other day, I went looking for my wife at her home but she was not there. I found her sister alone, I slept with the sister. Priest: Oh, that is sin, but at least you came to confess Akpos: Then another day I went looking for her at her aunt’s place but she was not there, I found her cousin alone, I slept with the cousin Priest: You know that is wrong my son Akpos: Then the other day I went looking for her at her working place. She was not there, I found her colleague alone… Priest interrupts: Let me guess, you slept with her colleague Akpos: Yes father Then there was total silence after that. Akpos: Father? Akpos: Fatherrr? Still no reply Akpos: Father are you dia?? Akpos peeps through and finds out that the priest is no longer there . He looks for him and finds him hiding. Akpos: Why are you hiding father? Priest (shaking with fear): I’ve just realised I’m the only one here and you came looking for your wife. https://www.thisdayinfo.com/search/label/Hot%20Comedy?&max-results=10&m=1 ....
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