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When 'amalekites' Die, There Are No Comets Seen....! by Aboki99(m): 11:14pm On Jan 19, 2018
WHEN 'AMALEKITES' DIE, THERE ARE NO COMETS SEEN....!

In June 2017 AD, the army of Puritans besieged the Amalekites on Mount Mandilla. They attacked and utterly destroyed all that they had and did not spare them. They killed both man and woman, infant and nursing child, ox and sheep, camel and donkey. BUT THERE WERE NO COMETS SEEN!

In November, 2017 AD, another army of Puritans descended heavily as of war upon the tribe of the Amalekites at the Valley of Numareth. They wreaked the havoc they did as on Mount Mandilla! BUT STILL THERE WERE NO COMETS SEEN!

In January, 2018 AD, the Amalekites went berserk on the plains of Benon and put to the sword scores of Puritans. And like a bolt out of the blue, THE HEAVENS THEMSELVES BLAZE FORTH THE DEATH OF THE PURITANS!

Not only that, King Agag summoned his chiefs and despatched his Chief Warrior pronto unto the plains of Benon. Delegations after delegations have been beating the path to Benon to commiserate with the Puritans over the bad murder by the Amalekites even when no one so much bothered as to bat an eyelid or shed even a crocodile's tear when the Amalekites were massacred on Mount Mandilla and in the Valley of Numareth! Isn't it true that "WHEN BEGGARS DIE, THERE ARE NO COMETS SEEN; THE HEAVENS THEMSELVES BLAZE FORTH THE DEATH OF PRINCES"?-Julia's Caesar (II, ii, 30-31)

Hear ye the Amalekites and the Puritans that God is not happy with ye! Hath not He instructed ye to love even thy enemy? Repent and return to God thy Lord. Desist from thy mischief!

Cc: lalasticlala
Re: When 'amalekites' Die, There Are No Comets Seen....! by Omololu2121: 11:48pm On Jan 19, 2018
Aboki I just hope one day this useless and backward country will collapse.

It will be the most happiest day of my life

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