A friend said this to me and sent me the reasons below.
Although i agree with some but others i dont.
Here is the list of her reasons  what is your take on them?.

Why Men Are Happier Than Women
1. We keep our last name.
2. The garage is all ours.
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
4. Chocolate is just another snack.
5. We can be president.
6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
7. Car mechanics tell us the truth.
8. The world is our urinal.
9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
10. Same work, more pay.
11. Wrinkles add character.
12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them.
14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.
16. One mood, ALL the time.
17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
18. We know stuff about tanks.
19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
20. We can open all our own jars.
21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend.
23. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
24. Everything on our face stays its original color.
25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
26. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
27. We almost never have strap problems in public.
28. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades.
30. We don't have to shave below our neck.
31. Our belly usually hides our big hips.
32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
33. We can "do" our nails with a pocket-knife.
34. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.

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rflmao, this so goood
some are true, others just hilarious

so true, so nice

lol. interesting. a friend sent a similar list to me.

Reasons why it's great to be a guy:


1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

2. Movie nudity is virtually always female.

3. A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase.

4. You don't have to monitor your friends' se.x lives.

5. Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.

6. You can open all your own jars.

7. Old friends don't give a crap whether you've lost or gained weight.

8. Dry cleaners and haircutters don't rob you blind.

9. When clicking through the channels, you don't have to stall at every shot of somebody crying.

10. All your orga.sms are real.

11. You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go.

12. You can go to the bathroom without a support group.

13. Your last name stays put

Y'all won't believe in ancient jewish tradition men used to give thanks to God in the synagogue for being born male.lol.But seriously, being a dude rocks!!!

OAM4J:

lol. interesting. a friend sent a similar list to me.

Reasons why it's great to be a guy:


1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

2. Movie nudity is virtually always female.

3. A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase.

4. You don't have to monitor your friends' se.x lives.

5. Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.

6. You can open all your own jars.

7. Old friends don't give a crap whether you've lost or gained weight.

8. Dry cleaners and haircutters don't rob you blind.

9. When clicking through the channels, you don't have to stall at every shot of somebody crying.

10. All your orga.sms are real.

11. You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go.

12. You can go to the bathroom without a support group.

13. Your last name stays put

i jus pick that numb (10) lol.

HERO111:

A friend said this to me and sent me the reasons below.
Although i agree with some but others i dont.
Here is the list of her reasons what is your take on them?.

Why Men Are Happier Than Women
13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them.
18. We know stuff about tanks.
23. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
[b]29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades, [/b]32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
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Rolf