Everybody on earth dies and
goes to heaven.
God comes and says, "I want the
men to make two lines -- one line
for the men that dominated their
women on earth, and the other
line for the men who were
dominated by their women. Also,
I want all the women to go with
St. Peter."

The next time God looked, the
women are gone, and there are
two lines. The line for the men
who were dominated by their
women was 100 miles long, and
in the line of men who dominated
their women there was only one
man.

God got mad and said, "You men
should be ashamed of
yourselves. I created you in my
image, and you were all whipped
by your mates. Look at the only
one of my sons who stood up and
made me proud. Learn from him!
Tell them, my son, how did you
manage to be the only one in this
line?"

The man replied, "I don't know,
my wife told me to stand here."

Were is the joke?

let's assume u meant stale!

Mr studio stale!

How r u doing? mix u

Jroy:

Everybody on earth dies and
goes to heaven.
God comes and says, "I want the
men to make two lines -- one line
for the men that dominated their
women on earth, and the other
line for the men who were
dominated by their women. Also,
I want all the women to go with
St. Peter."

The next time God looked, the
women are gone, and there are
two lines. The line for the men
who were dominated by their
women was 100 miles long, and
in the line of men who dominated
their women there was only one
man.

God got mad and said, "You men
should be ashamed of
yourselves. I created you in my
image, and you were all whipped
by your mates. Look at the only
one of my sons who stood up and
made me proud. Learn from him!
Tell them, my son, how did you
manage to be the only one in this
line?"

The man replied, "I don't know,
my wife told me to stand here."

Now that's funny.

Ibotus,
Why u go run conclude like that when the question i ask still dey beg for answer?

I actually got the joke.

Very funny!!  

To you!

;Dnice one!

lmao.that was funny

*yawns*

Spits

now datz funny, dose dat didn't get it shuld re-read, abi una dey beef d guy?

Why we go dey repeat jokes like this na? haba! Ctrl A, Ctrl C and Ctrl V.

Nice try, poster.

ben hi

Why u dey call moderator

Cool joke

I actually find it quite funny

can't count how many times i've heard that one

So you know maths wow

Nice one, poster
Studio, Igbotus, Kunbee, Una wives say make i call una

you know wetin go happen na, if una waste time

cbase:

Nice one, poster
Studio, Igbotus, Kunbee, Una wives say make i call una

you know wetin go happen na, if una waste time

Yes O!

and Studio belongs to Moi

Dat joke fit mak pesin slip

donsponky:

Dat joke fit mak pesin slip

But you are not sleeping yet, are you? Sorry you didn't get it.

;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

cbase:

Nice one, poster
Studio, Igbotus, Kunbee, Una wives say make i call una

you know wetin go happen na, if una waste time

My wife has chased me away

@joke

the man for just manage lie to God