Man lived alone in the countryside with only a pet dog for company.
One day, the dog died, and the Man went to the parish pastor and said,
"Pastor, my dog is dead. Could there be a mass for the poor creature?"
The Pastor replied, "I'm afraid not. We cannot have services for an
animal in the church. But there is a new church down the road, and
there's no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for
the animal; you can go and find out”. Then the Man answered innocently,
"I'll go right away Pastor. But do you think $50,000 is enough to
donate for the burial service?" The Pastor exclaimed, "Sweet Mary,
Mother of Jesus! Why didn't you tell me the dog was a Christian……….
we definitely have services for all Christians!?"

A pretty girl went to church to make a confession to a priest and the man asked her what the matter was. She then said “My boyfriend did something bad to me”. The pastor now kissed her and said ‘Did he do this to you?’ She said “No”. He hugged her and said ‘Did he do this to you?’ She said “No”. He now pulled off her cloth and said ‘Did he do this to you?’ She said “No”. He now made love to her and said ‘Did he do this to you?’ She said “No”. Then he now said ‘What is the thing he did that is making you to be crying?’ Then the girl said “He gave me AIDS.”



The pastor fainted,





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Very distasteful jokes!