LasGidiOwner:
You got it. FG should just supply steady light. How many hrs of diesel can you burn on lister. I had to service all my air conditioners though they are still less that 2yrs old because the weather has defied fan and if your AC is not working well it will defy it too.

My dear, last night was the hottest I had ever experienced in my life. There was no light and I fanned myself all through the night to avoid heat stroke

Dear Lord, we are very sorry for saying "Man's Not Hot" Father Lord, man's very hot, we've taken off our jackets to show man's very hot ... Forget the fact that we said "Man Can Never Be Hot" and reduce the heat for us PLEASE

WE SINCERELY APOLOGIZE FOR THE INTENSE HEAT ALL OVER THE WORLD.
THIS IS DUE TO THE GENERAL MAINTENANCE GOING ON IN HELL FIRE.
THIS MAINTENANCE IS IMPERATIVE TO ACCOMMODATE MORE NIGERIAN POLITICIANS THAT WILL BE KILLED DURNING THE COMING ELECTIONS.
WE SINCERELY REGRET ANY INCONVENIENCES THIS MAY HAVE CAUSED.
SIGNED
ANGEL GABRIEL.
Today is osama bin laden's death anniversary. please send to any criminal you know, i've done mine.

This is so dumb on so many levels. Nigeria is big enough to have specific information for at least the state level. They can't even tell us the days that will be hot in each state etc. So we should just guess abi.

dedifferrence:
Did I just see "Nigerians has"??

This dull pple why did they warn us b4 the heat shame on nimet heavy rain dey fall now 4 PH as am typing this now...

Nigeria is an hell before

Nigeria is an hell before...

We had had what is more than 45•C

Since my house is solar powered, e no concern me.... Next

yes and now that OAU does not have water nko..

9jaown:
is port harcourt the only state in Nigeria!! They said “Nigerians”

They should have have said few Nigerians

dedifferrence:
Did I just see "Nigerians has"??

Some of them were helped to write their English Language exams.

peacettw:
They ignored the most important solution of all which is to provide stable 24 hour electricity to the populace.

Providing electricity is no more in the hands of the government

The memo is dated 7th February but was endorsed on 5th February...

Proudlyngwa:


Providing electricity is no more in the hands of the government

Can you explain further?

peacettw:
They ignored the most important solution of all which is to provide stable 24 hour electricity to the populace.

tell em

peacettw:


Can you explain further?

We now have private distribution companies, as well as transmission companies, , generating companies are also privatised or public private enterprises.

Bottom line ,don't blame the Government for everything, you too can go out and do something.
If there is no electricity, apply for a license to generate and sell and stop complaining.

LasGidiOwner:
This is ultra important.

Lalasticlala

the letter was written on the 7th of February but signed on the 5th of February. also, it is an internal memorandum that is advising all nigerians

lefulefu:
Mehn the heat no be here o. Person is now drinking water like camel these days. Oyindidi,greiboy how the heat for una area na? me wey no first dey reason cold water is buying now cold water anyhow these days. And cos of the heat i now wear more T shirts and white short sleeve shirts nowadays.wearing black long sleeve shirts for now is a no no.by the way all the pastors in the house how una dey cope wearing suit with long sleeve shirts and tie for this terrible heat wey we dey so?

Bro the heat in Ibadan is something else...

chyy5:
Liars!!!
Heavy rain currently falling in Port Harcourt now.

Yeah man. And I am super elated about it

Idiots.

Proudlyngwa:


We now have private distribution companies, as well as transmission companies, , generating companies are also privatised or public private enterprises.

Bottom line ,don't blame the Government for everything, you too can go out and do something.
If there is no electricity, apply for a license to generate and sell and stop complaining.

This is confusing.. If I don't blame the Government, who then should I blame?
Took the pleasure to peruse the internet incase I had missed something as to why I shouldn't "blame the Government" and it looks like the govt understands fully well their responsibility towards this quagmire. They know that they are the problem, they keep promising to fix this damn problem but they never get around to doing that.
So, in case you have a novel idea plus the capital to get us out of this pit, then educate yourself on what's on ground and quit typing nonsense.

dedifferrence:
Did I just see "Nigerians has"??

Yes. The writer must be a Nairalander.

peacettw:
They ignored the most important solution of all which is to provide stable 24 hour electricity to the populace.

They know thats a practical impossibility in this shit hole. Low key confession

peacettw:


This is confusing.. If I don't blame the Government, who then should I blame?
Took the pleasure to peruse the internet incase I had missed something as to why I shouldn't "blame the Government" and it looks like the govt understands fully well their responsibility towards this quagmire. They know that they are the problem, they keep promising to fix this damn problem but they never get around to doing that.
So, in case you have a novel idea plus the capital to get us out of this pit, then educate yourself on what's on ground and stop chasing fantasies.

They truth is both the populace and government officials are confused.
The number one function of the government is making policies, laws and enforcing it, we have to come out and ask ourselves whether, we are a capitalist, communist or socialist country.
Government is meant to collect tax, rates and levies, but should keep their hands of tradingbof services.

Heavy rain in Port Harcourt.

9jaown:
is port harcourt the only state in Nigeria!! They said “Nigerians”

No, there is Ibadan State, Abeokuta State, Daure State, and even Uli-Ihiala State.

Proudlyngwa:


They truth is both the populace and government officials are confused.
The number one function of the government is making policies, laws and enforcing it, we have to come out and ask ourselves whether, we are a capitalist, communist or socialist country.
Government is meant to collect tax, rates and levies, but should keep their hands of tradingbof services.

I agree with this but sadly, our government officials are never happy until they have their hands deep in every parastatal that yields good money.

peacettw:


I agree with this but sadly, our government officials are never happy until they have their hands deep in every parastatal that yields good money.

The truth is we blame too much.
The system is bad because bad people are in the system, and this bad people are Nigerians like me and you.
Ignits majorly bad people we can produce tobrun our organizations, then we have a serious problem.
I try to motivate people to do the right thing (,as am typing this I just refused a gift of 2k ) from a junior colleague.

We can either step out and do the right thing or sit back and complain.

chyy5:
Liars!!! Heavy rain currently falling in Port Harcourt now.

No be lie. u live down part of the nation. the heat in lagos too much lately.