dingbang:
Hmmm.. Looks like the snake that ate 36million..

Yes
exactly
Our next topic in Nigeria we be Rat swallow 1 billion

Heading to the accounts dept.

May almighty Allah protects us from such creatures

Is high time the name Nigeria be Change to Republic of SNAKES & PYTHONS.
Python dance in the East
Snakes dance in the West
Reptiles dance in the South
Operation Looting in the North

ObservantFellow:
This one think say VC dey keep money inside office like JAMB sha..
E come miss road enter where hungry students dey camp

Snake peppersoup on point. hmm...yummy!

this is why i want to sell my bed space

tolugar:

Massive hunt for snakes now. You never can tell the one with the millions




To the op that banned me, am back

Bbn threads am coming

My sports fans the show continues

Seconded.
The mod that banned me bamdeyyahead

AntiWailer:
Snake,

Where is our Jamb money ?

wristbangle:
Praise the Lord: the snake that swallowed 36million naira Jamb money has been finally killed.

Before dissecting the snake, they should get 5 ghana must go bag to store the inner content

Let secret agents swing into action and round up the usual suspects, before more money-swallowing snakes are sighted here.

thorpido:
Looks like a cobra.

more like a kid king cobra

Thank God oo! The snake that has been swallowing millions of naira in Benue state has been killed by the Almajiri of Kano. No more missing money anymore.

Let's all be very watchful

Please check the belly, maybe it was the snake that swallowed our 36 million naira..

hope they find the in the snake.

Ha..... The snake wey you suppose turn to your friend.... Na the snake swallow the 36million for jamb office....

na this thing una dey call big snake

BEWARE. IT IS SNAKE SEASON!

DUE TO THE HEATWAVE AND HIGH TEMPERATURES CURRENTLY IN NIGERIA, SNAKES, ESPECIALLY COBRAS, SEEK REFUGE IN COOLER PLACES LIKE INSIDE HOMES.

SAFETY TIPS

1. Avoid leaving windows open for too long. Cobras and Mambas can reach heights that are very high.

2. Avoid leaving your front doors open for fresh air in the evenings. These reptiles are absolutely STEALTHY (too quiet). You won't hear or see them go inside your house.

3 Before sitting under the tree that has that cooling shade, check the branches that there are no snakes lurking in the branches.

4. Check your bed and surrounding before you go to bed, cobras are notorious for hiding under the sheets.

5. Avoid the age old trend of liking to chill outside of the house, with mattresses and wrappers in the evening. Most reptiles are nocturnal (hunt at night and more effective)

6. Not only snakes might bite you, but also the age old human enemy; the centipede (Mosithaphala), which is fast and very venomous.

7. Clear bushes round your house. They attract rats and mice which are the favourite snacks of the most dangerous snake’s favorite meal.

8. Buy snake repellent powder and pour it round your yard. You will definitely decrease the chances of a snake ever visiting your home by 90%.

Beware of confronting snakes that get into your homes. Some snakes can be killed easily, others like the black mamba are very cocky. If threatened, they will chase you at an alarming speed and give multiple bites while still on the chase; and bitten victims may not live to see the next forty minutes. So, just be very careful when trying to kill those snakes.

Stay well and be safe. It's snake season. It's very hot and they are highly active and get agitated and angry very fast.

lalaaaaaaa ur food is ready

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