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Re: I Have Found The Snake That Swallowed N36m In JAMB Office (Hilarious) by adeolakemi: 12:48pm On Feb 11, 2018
tyup:


Ipob and Nigerian army need? it's not making sense. some sort of cheap publicity? besides I dont think it's true coz u cant tell me ur the only one videoing it .
I'm only a fraction of the people with the tape when the time is ripe the video will be release I don't think the government will like the outcome
Re: I Have Found The Snake That Swallowed N36m In JAMB Office (Hilarious) by tyup(m): 12:57pm On Feb 11, 2018
adeolakemi:
I'm only a fraction of the people with the tape when the time is ripe the video will be release I don't think the government will like the outcome

what the video all about? and moreso after uploading the video and you dont want to be found contact me. if they would try they gonna have to import specialist from US n China
Re: I Have Found The Snake That Swallowed N36m In JAMB Office (Hilarious) by adeolakemi: 1:00pm On Feb 11, 2018
tyup:


what the video all about? and moreso after uploading the video and you dont want to be found contact me. if they would try they gonna have to import specialist from US n China
pm me
Re: I Have Found The Snake That Swallowed N36m In JAMB Office (Hilarious) by benedictac(f): 1:05pm On Feb 11, 2018
modelmike7:
What a funny country we live in.
Everything must be turn into a joke and laugh so hard at, until it is swept under the carpet at last.


The youth make it all worst.
In some sane societies, thousand of youths Will be the people you will see in front of the JAMB office that a mysterious snake came to swallow ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS equivalent, calling for the explanation of what really transpired .
What a country!!

smh!!

Oga lead the way naaa make we follow

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Re: I Have Found The Snake That Swallowed N36m In JAMB Office (Hilarious) by tydi(m): 1:07pm On Feb 11, 2018
giftq:
correct. That snake needs to be imprisoned for corruption
Nigeria is a zoo.
Re: I Have Found The Snake That Swallowed N36m In JAMB Office (Hilarious) by Oshatrends: 1:08pm On Feb 11, 2018
Lol �, I love the snake �
Re: I Have Found The Snake That Swallowed N36m In JAMB Office (Hilarious) by Nobody: 1:08pm On Feb 11, 2018
benedictac:

Oga lead the way naaa make we follow
Okay, Aunty Benedicta. Btw, how was mass today ma'm?
Re: I Have Found The Snake That Swallowed N36m In JAMB Office (Hilarious) by chinos20(m): 1:12pm On Feb 11, 2018
;Djust thinking about that walking and talking snake ;Djust thinking about that walking and talking snake
Re: I Have Found The Snake That Swallowed N36m In JAMB Office (Hilarious) by MistadeRegal(m): 1:42pm On Feb 11, 2018
ajibolabd:
Hehehe

This your picture always get me laughing.
Only lala is dancing differently… That's why he……… complete the sentence with the suitable words.
I no mention name o!

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Re: I Have Found The Snake That Swallowed N36m In JAMB Office (Hilarious) by Stevengerd(m): 1:47pm On Feb 11, 2018
I Swear since yesterday i just deh reason how snake... Ejo go swallow 36M. I weak olohun!
Re: I Have Found The Snake That Swallowed N36m In JAMB Office (Hilarious) by victorioushands: 1:49pm On Feb 11, 2018
The public's psyche has been brought under slavery. It no longer matters that this money translates to a lot for the common good, but those most affected now joke over their own complacency, foolishness and destruction. Ihere megbuenu anyi!
Re: I Have Found The Snake That Swallowed N36m In JAMB Office (Hilarious) by Nobody: 2:00pm On Feb 11, 2018
modelmike7:
What a funny country we live in.
Everything must be turn into a joke and laugh so hard at, until it is swept under the carpet at last.


The youth make it all worst.
In some sane societies, thousand of youths Will be the people you will see in front of the JAMB office that a mysterious snake came to swallow ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS equivalen calling for the explanation of what really transpired .
What a country!!

smh!!

Re: I Have Found The Snake That Swallowed N36m In JAMB Office (Hilarious) by jeroba1(m): 2:22pm On Feb 11, 2018
my country has turn to laff mattaz among d nations.
Re: I Have Found The Snake That Swallowed N36m In JAMB Office (Hilarious) by jaymichael(m): 3:04pm On Feb 11, 2018
Naijaphobia:
It may sound absurd but it actually happened to me severally while I was managing about 20 ATMs in a particular region. Cash would be confirmed, double confirmed before loading only to discovered shortages from unloaded cash with in the ATM vault despite dual control. It stopped after I went spiritual about it and was asked to remove a particular lady from the team, and ensure she mustn't touch cash designated for load but with stern warning not to accuse her... My people, I paid loads of gbese just to cover up before auditing thanks to my frequent reconciliation.

Its real oh!
In Nigeria, reality is stranger than fiction.
Re: I Have Found The Snake That Swallowed N36m In JAMB Office (Hilarious) by vascey(m): 3:09pm On Feb 11, 2018
When python dance full every where, why snake no go swallow money.
Re: I Have Found The Snake That Swallowed N36m In JAMB Office (Hilarious) by yaki84: 3:20pm On Feb 11, 2018
modelmike7:
What a funny country we live in.
Everything must be turn into a joke and laugh so hard at, until it is swept under the carpet at last.


The youth make it all worst.
In some sane societies, thousand of youths Will be the people you will see in front of the JAMB office that a mysterious snake came to swallow ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS equivalent, calling for the explanation of what really transpired .
What a country!!

smh!!
r u a grandfada?

If dem protest now, u go say na paid stuff.
Re: I Have Found The Snake That Swallowed N36m In JAMB Office (Hilarious) by NothingDoMe: 3:48pm On Feb 11, 2018
EternalTruths:


Bros, biko send me the video so that I can complete the mission if you are killed.
cheesy
Re: I Have Found The Snake That Swallowed N36m In JAMB Office (Hilarious) by tyup(m): 3:57pm On Feb 11, 2018
adeolakemi:
pm me
what ur email?
Re: I Have Found The Snake That Swallowed N36m In JAMB Office (Hilarious) by toyinkin(m): 4:21pm On Feb 11, 2018
the snake need to be question.
Re: I Have Found The Snake That Swallowed N36m In JAMB Office (Hilarious) by suremahn(m): 4:35pm On Feb 11, 2018
at times i weep 4 Nig. youth because we joke with everything and therefore the govt will ne neva take us serious. A very serious corruption issue came up all we could do is to joke wit it how is d govt or individuals involved feel responsible or be offgaurd... we should stop jokin wit every tin nd try to be serious wit sensitive issue
Re: I Have Found The Snake That Swallowed N36m In JAMB Office (Hilarious) by Edipee(m): 4:40pm On Feb 11, 2018
modelmike7:
What a funny country we live in.
Everything must be turn into a joke and laugh so hard at, until it is swept under the carpet at last.


The youth make it all worst.
In some sane societies, thousand of youths Will be the people you will see in front of the JAMB office that a mysterious snake came to swallow ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS equivalent, calling for the explanation of what really transpired .
What a country!!

smh!!
Leave the youth to their joke. We are disappointed in this country.
What do you want us to do?
To protest and get killed by stray bullets?
Not our portion. We have 3 tiers of governments, they should discharge their duty respectively. Mbok, biko, we're tired.
Re: I Have Found The Snake That Swallowed N36m In JAMB Office (Hilarious) by maisauki: 6:37pm On Feb 11, 2018
giftq:

Thank you for detaining and arresting that snake.
Please hand him over to SARS and EFCC
so d meat should waste, abi? call lala also

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Re: I Have Found The Snake That Swallowed N36m In JAMB Office (Hilarious) by NomzyJust(m): 6:57pm On Feb 11, 2018
EternalTruths:


Bros, biko send me the video so that I can complete the mission if you are killed.


Ejo Chairmo...transfer the video to me so that I can FULLY COMPLETE the mission in case you're arrested.
Re: I Have Found The Snake That Swallowed N36m In JAMB Office (Hilarious) by Kenilicious: 7:49pm On Feb 11, 2018
Naijaphobia:
It may sound absurd but it actually happened to me severally while I was managing about 20 ATMs in a particular region. Cash would be confirmed, double confirmed before loading only to discovered shortages from unloaded cash with in the ATM vault despite dual control. It stopped after I went spiritual about it and was asked to remove a particular lady from the team, and ensure she mustn't touch cash designated for load but with stern warning not to accuse her... My people, I paid loads of gbese just to cover up before auditing thanks to my frequent reconciliation.

Its real oh!

Okay this guy here just made me open an account on NL just so I can reply his post. This is about the most nonsensical reply I have ever set my eyes on today. WTF do you mean This is exactly what to expect in a 3rd world country.

To think of the fact that you laid off an employee because of the gibberish you spilled here says a lot abt you and whatever organization you represent.

TF is wrong with Nigerians? We dey talk say 'snake' swallow 35 million bucks and this dude here comes out with such audacity to back it up with such a moronic fact!!!

And he even got likes and a share. WTF!!!


In a more civilized nation, your sanity should be questioned for tactling a purely technical problem by consulting your spiritual oracle. AND I GUESS YOU DROPPED SOME MONEY AFTER THE REVELATION as OFFERING ABI

Honestly, what is wrong with Nigerians? The psychological damage that came with colonization and religion is way deeper than I ever imagined.

Blistering morons heading our institutions.

*Spits*
Re: I Have Found The Snake That Swallowed N36m In JAMB Office (Hilarious) by EternalTruths: 8:06pm On Feb 11, 2018
NomzyJust:



Ejo Chairmo...transfer the video to me so that I can FULLY COMPLETE the mission in case you're arrested.

No problem.

I will do that only if you are from the SS/SE.

The most important thing, is that the video gets out.
Re: I Have Found The Snake That Swallowed N36m In JAMB Office (Hilarious) by Joshuaoseoboh(m): 8:39pm On Feb 11, 2018
modelmike7:
What a funny country we live in.
Everything must be turn into a joke and laugh so hard at, until it is swept under the carpet at last.


The youth make it all worst.
In some sane societies, thousand of youths Will be the people you will see in front of the JAMB office that a mysterious snake came to swallow ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS equivalent, calling for the explanation of what really transpired .
What a country!!

smh!!
Who you help, na ur type dey make too many noise and do nothing. Abeg commot
Re: I Have Found The Snake That Swallowed N36m In JAMB Office (Hilarious) by mecussey(m): 6:48am On Feb 12, 2018
EternalTruths:


Bros, biko send me the video so that I can complete the mission if you are killed.

lol...
Re: I Have Found The Snake That Swallowed N36m In JAMB Office (Hilarious) by booksrite(f): 10:12pm On Jun 29, 2019
benedictac:
Oga lead the way naaa make we follow

tongue

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