biacan:
if you like don't pay when you carry them

gypsey:
oh! i ussually pay them handsomely! some times i feel so sorry for them i just pay them Anyway without having sex.
picked up one girl along Esut Enugu she tried to scam me by claiming she is on her period, and began to Argue with me, but she was surprised, confessed that she was trying to scam me and apologised After i paid her the 10000 naira we agreed. she refused to Accept the money saying she was Afraid i am a Ritualists or yahoo. ( what ever that means)

biacan:
Pay with out having sex with them bia gypsey mpia gi ehh e gwa mu ezeoku


I can see that you always pay in kind like Martin do better don't spend all our hard earn money on those random girls

gypsey:
Seriously! i do! 10000 naira is less than £20. i give people cash gifts in nigeria Always it's no biggie!

yes! we do! come! were has martin disappeared to?

It was learnt that the first-round agreement allegedly terminated in a twinkle of an eye,

bekongtony:
Food for thought

biacan:
You give people gifts in Nigeria and one one is taking me out for Valentine


Gypsey leave Martin he disappeare since thinking that I'll ask him for Valentine gifts e Ma na orwara anya too much

gypsey:
awww!! don't worry i have a gift for you too.


I no go put mouth o! for you and martin palaver!

biacan:
Really ? what gift is that





Which one be you no go put mouth no be you dey tell am waiting him dey do better no run now

gypsey:
it's a surprise!


me? i don't think so! it's not me oo!

biacan:
Awww can't wait for the surprise



Hmmmmm gypsey

gypsey:

biacan:

gypsey:

Akalia:
you and biacan should prolly take your convo else where, it's clear the both of you have some chemistry. Exchange cell numbers na!!

gypsey:
she has been taken Already by my friend Martin!

Akalia:
is that so man! Anyway you are cool man.

biacan:

cchiagom:
Living a holy life is free and without hazard, but people will not hear.

gypsey:
but serously! were the hell is martin?!

Akalia:
you and gypsey should prolly take your convo else where, it's clear the both of you have some chemistry. Exchange cell numbers na!!

biacan:
Help him take care of his responsibilities nah





I don't know I've so much going on in my life than to be bother over a man

biacan:
He's just a friend nothing more

Primusinterpares:
Just when you think you av seen it all... then this...


Meat water I know...
Pig water I know...
bathroom water I know...
dirty water I know...
kitchen water I know...

but Private part water... who art thou