New names of Jehovah(please be free to add yours)

Here are mine

-Jehovah El Swarhgarrh (the one who protects my Jahcuzzi),
- Jehovah El Papparrazzi (the one who paparizes all my enemies),
-Jehovah El Karzzi rahzzi (the one who keeps me going) .
-Jehovah Zagaza (the one who zags my enemies),
- Jehovah El Bazooka (d one who destroys all plans of my enemies),
- Jehovah El Makanaki (d one who turns around all things 4 my good),
-Jehovah El Effizy (d one who is latest, current and sophisticated. His handiworks are more awesome than a thousand Tommy Hilfiger and Versace),
-Jehovah El Paraga (d one who strengthens my bones),
- Jehovah Oshiomhole (d one who fights 4 my rights)
- Jehovah Maga (d one who paid 4 my sins),
-Jehovah bluetooth (d one who connects me with blessings),
;DJehovah caterpillar (d one who makes ways for me) , Thank Him in your own way!,

johntosin:

New names of Jehovah(please be free to add yours)

Here are mine

-Jehovah El Swarhgarrh (the one who protects my Jahcuzzi),
- Jehovah El Papparrazzi (the one who paparizes all my enemies),
-Jehovah El Karzzi rahzzi (the one who keeps me going) .
-Jehovah Zagaza (the one who zags my enemies),
- Jehovah El Bazooka (d one who destroys all plans of my enemies),
- Jehovah El Makanaki (d one who turns around all things 4 my good),
-Jehovah El Effizy (d one who is latest, current and sophisticated. His handiworks are more awesome than a thousand Tommy Hilfiger and Versace),
-Jehovah El Paraga (d one who strengthens my bones),
- Jehovah Oshiomhole (d one who fights 4 my rights)
- Jehovah Maga (d one who paid 4 my sins),
-Jehovah bluetooth (d one who connects me with blessings),
;DJehovah caterpillar (d one who makes ways for me) , Thank Him in your own way!,

Son of jehovah, i just wonder if there is anything that you can actually do for yourself.

One more name, though;
- Jehovah El Babysitter(the one who cleans your a.s.s every single time you make a mess)

Jehovak Over Do
I got this from ODM (Our Daily Manna daily devotional booklet)

jagunlabi:

Son of jehovah, i just wonder if there is anything that you can actually do for yourself.

One more name, though;
- Jehovah El Babysitter(the one who cleans your a.s.s every single time you make a mess)

@jagunlabi, Yess naa. My Jehovah does everything for me.

Here are new ones from Today's Daily Tonic:

Jehovah El Jamisi (d one who informs me of every plan of d enemies).

while u may be having "fun" . . , hope u also know that u are blaspheming.

noetic16:

while u may be having "fun" . . , hope u also know that u are blaspheming.

Which is worse, using the lord's name in vain (no monetary benefit) or using it to make profit for yourself (without paying TAx tithe) 

lagerwhenindoubt:

Which is worse, using the lord's name in vain (no monetary benefit) or using it to make profit for yourself (without paying TAx tithe) 

Shuuu! ah beg help me ask am o, people too like to dey play holy. Just praise the lord in your own way naa,