A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the bar asked him what Happened.

"I did a terrible thing," sniffed the drunk, "Just a few hours ago I sold my Wife to someone for a bottle of Southern Comfort."

"That is awful," said the other guy, "And now that she is gone you want her back Right?"

"Right!" said the drunk, still crying.

"You're sorry you sold her because you realized, too late, that you still loved Her?"

"Oh, No, who the hell wants to love her," said the drunk. "I want her back Because I'm thirsty again!

u try sha

yes she try ololumi, howdy?

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

U try lol

hi luv ur joke, but am a new member

Thanks

marry second time huh,

tytylayor:

yes she try ololumi, howdy?

the finest woman of all women! i don miss u die

dani1luv! 4 YOUR MIND YOU WAN TURN HEAVY WEIGHT CHAMPION ABEG NO VEX DAT 1 NO DEY PAY COS U DEY KILL UR SELF. AS IT STANDS NOW YOU BE LIKE WWETIN WE DEY CALL BIGGY BOUNTY SEMMI NOT TO SAY KING KONG IN KEGGITE.

du efizi:

dani1luv! 4 YOUR MIND YOU WAN TURN HEAVY WEIGHT CHAMPION ABEG NO VEX DAT 1 NO DEY PAY COS U DEY KILL your SELF. AS IT STANDS NOW YOU BE LIKE WWETIN WE DEY CALL BIGGY BOUNTY  SEMMI NOT TO SAY KING KONG IN KEGGITE.

are u sure u're not the drunk

Good, u really tried

stale as always

;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

hmmmmm,