Journalist: What are your thoughts on this heat Nigerians are complaining about and what is the government doing about it?
RESPONSES:
LAI MOHAMMED: This is the result of PDP’s misrule, they stole the ozone layer.
FEMI ADESINA: Mr. President promised us change and that includes change in temperature. CHANGE IS HERE, EMBRACE IT.
AKINWUMI AMBODE: We have signed a $10million deal with LG to install air conditioners across the Lagos skyline.
IBE KACHUKWU: I assure you the heat will disappear by 2pm 29th May.
BUKOLA SARAKl: Tinubu wanted the heat to be more than this but i opposed him, out of my love for Nigeria and that is why they are witch-hunting me.
GOODLUCK JONATHAN: This heat was not this bad when I left office/power but Nigerians did not appreciate me.
ADAMS OSHIMOLE: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala stole the N100 billion meant for temperature control Research.
NASIR ELRUFAI: We are in talks with General Electric to see how they can generate power for Kaduna from the heat.
RAUF AREGBESOLA: I have just approved payment of January salary so that Osun workers can buy hand fan.
ALIKO DANGOTE: Next week, we are commissioning the Dangote Fan Factory; by 2030 Australia will be buying fans from us.
BEN MURRAY-BRUCE: tweets - when Naira is weak and inflation is high, automatically there will be heat. This is common sense.
NGOZI OKONJO-IWEALA: Under the last administration there was no political will to address climatic change.
PRESIDENT BUHARI: this heat is kwarupt because Nigeria is kwarupt and I will fight every form of kwaruption involved and responsible for this heat and every kwarupt heat will go to jail.

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