Hello Everyone. Here is a comic piece of mine titled 'Elabojukan'. Enjoy

Elabojukan! when you wan talk point, but they say make you use style shut up,
Elabojukan! when you still wan talk, but you no get choice just to lock up.

Elabojukan! when your ATM don hang and you use vex dey para,
Elabojukan! you con go complain, but they say make you come back later.

Elabojukan! you dey claim Wizkid na your bro and you get e number,
Elabojukan! we con call am now, but you no sound familiar.

Elabojukan! light no dey, you con go charge phone for area,
Elabojukan! when you con come, they say your phone don buy feather.

Elabojukan! you go party, everywhere dey smell of fried-rice,
Elabojukan! e con reach your turn, they con dey apologize.

Elabojukan! you dey go Ikeja, you con see your padi for Ojodu,
Elabojukan! you con dey wave to the guy, but e no see you.

Elabojukan! you go shoprite dey buy buy like say you be boss,
Elabojukan! time to con pay, you dey pariwo say you wallet don loss.

Elabojukan! you enter bus dey follow babe talk, forget bustop,
Elabojukan! my brother we dey Ajah now, we don pass seven up.

Elabojukan! eyes glued to the phone, you dey wait for alert,
Elabojukan! your phone con dey blink, but na MTN advert.

Elabojukan! you wan do toast bread, but NEPA con take the light,
Elabojukan! after you don sleep, they con bring am for midnight.

Elabojukan! LASTMA catch you, you con dey call your padi brother,
Elabojukan! as he pick the call, he say e dey Kaduna.

Elabojukan! when you were 4, you dey talk say you go be Pilot,
Elabojukan! reality just dey laugh say abi you no like Astronaut.


By Olowo Tosin John

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