By Sidiku Olusegun Omoluabi.


Given the tales of sequential animal armed robberies that have been trending in the media space lately, as a concerned citizen and for the love i have for my country, i would advise this administration to set up a committee on wildlife �, for these nefarious activities of these animals are capable of plunging Nigeria into another economic recession! �

How did we get here, where exactly did we get it all wrong, animals have now declared war on us?

Lately i've been sleeping with my two eyes opened �, so my dog doesn't abscond with my ATM card. �

Surprised? Haven't you seen dogs withdrawing money at ATM spots lately? �

We need to act and the best time is now, for i see lions,monkeys � and more snakes � invading the CBN soon!�� �

Dear lord, please who are we sef? �

What kind of clay did you mold us with sef? �(i swear, i dey suspect the clay o�)

One more question Lord,
Did you create us before you rested on the 7th day, was it while you were resting � or after you had rested sir?

Just about two 2days ago, a neighbour misplaced her insecticide, and the next thing i heard her say was that mosquitoes had stolen her insecticide � ��
May God deliver us biko! Lol

BTW, these "point and kill fishes" here have been staring at me somehow o, should i run for my life ?� � � �����

I say it, Nigeria isn't a functional country but a stomach serving country that reaches out to stomachs.