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Mischief In A Mad House by dumodust(m): 5:35pm On Apr 25, 2010 |
wrote this when i was in a troublesome cheeky mood . enjoy if you understand mischief Here I am pressing the T.V buttons, my fingers clacking, numbed, tingling, my thoughts vacillating, finding meaning in channels devoid of pictures, the screen squishing like the raining grains that caused an avalanche in the distal part of my engorged putrid belly with my stomach rumbling like a 'love me, love me not' topsy turvy. I continue looking for riddles, still twiddling knobs that looked like the big needles that tried to stitch my skin into pleasure. Shouts of 'oh jerry, oh jerry' sweeps by like a gust without a fan, a picture looms, Berry in bikini, I stop, I talk to her, inane words, but she can't hear, she strains, her right ear pouting with sugar crusts on her lips till the huge back of James the 'double old' seven blots the view and makes me bang the box, makes me start to turn the knobs on the set like a child playing with the plastic nipples of silicon breasts, left behind in the sand ‘cause they couldn't rot with the rest of a porn star’s casket. My behind rumbles from my kind, the angry voice of 300, Leonidas' mad bunch whips me into a frenzy, spurring me on, into hands of warriors with white flowing robes, till a Lilliputian spear impales my right buttock lifting me to Olympus where I can shake the hands of gods who blink like mere static from the halo on my head. |
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