laliga01:


Lolx.... This home boy, I love your sense of humour.... Don't worry you and your 8 siblings will survive this famine. But wait OH, how much be bag of garri for ya area?

livebynite:


Bag ke?? That one marketing paradise Who born me well to know the price ? I don't think anyone in our lineage don't buy bag of Garrii before o
Na the price of cup and derica of Garri I sabi

laliga01:



Hahahahahahaha..... That mean say you are still a learner in the garri business. Some of your colleagues de drink 1 bag in 3months. Abeg try upgrade your status for your lineage. Na man you be. Chop knuckle....

livebynite:


Solid advise abet you be sure guy jor

laliga01:


Lolx.... Abeg I no fit laugh.... How your side man?

livebynite:


Good morning bro, just woke up checked the kitchen and my garri reservior is depleted..

Just realized that I still owe my neighbor mama nkechi for 2 derica of garri so I can't get from here. I owe sule the aboki down the street for groundnut and biscuit so that's also a no go.

Men e no go better for politicians o

laliga01:


Smiles... Guy don't be a learner nah, change customer. Re-strategies, na homeboy you be. Abi you want hunger to kill you nii?

livebynite:


Baba mi your boy Don smart since.. e get one Togo girl we her mama dey sell ewa agoyin, she think say I like am but my mind has been on the food benefits .
I don dey go there room now make I strategize for garri and ewa sharply

laliga01:



Confirm my guy.... Na man you be. Chop knuckle.

livebynite:


Thanks baba, how your side? You get garri for house ni?

livebynite:


Thanks baba, how your side? You get garri for house ni?

laliga01:


Hahahahaha.... Sorry brother, I no de that your ministry.... That ministry no easy. Abeg call bubu. He always have solutions.

livebynite:


Buhari na stupid man...
See sugar 20 naira as e don small, I no know how many times I go use am drink garri sef
Bami you suppose get garri for house na.. hook me.up just 3 cups in side black nylon I fit come meet you for any busstop collect am
Ejo

laliga01:


Eba dey but no soup..... As a guy Man, you fit collect soup from your Togo babe nah. This your ministry really need a minister of finance to keep it running.
If Togo girl no turn up, try egun girls.

livebynite:


Baba mi the babe don supply me with some garri and ewa , I don't go collect 2 pure water heading back now to my.room to introspect of life's mysteries while.enjoying this
I am trully blessed ... I am a man of simple tastes ...

laliga01:


������......enjoy your escaped. You worked for it. Make as you are eating, you also planning the next move. The ministry must keep moving forward.

livebynite:


Baba oooooooooooooo you soji that level... I don go great mama yinka this morning as insmell say she dey cook ogbono soup , so na to arrange garri for eba wet I go use chop 1from her soup this evening

007author:
Is they any way I can fvck this Girl?