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Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by ElRazur: 3:50pm On May 05, 2010
God punish your mouth. It was a question. kiss I know you are crazy, but only in bed. kiss kiss

grin
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by Pweety4me(f): 3:52pm On May 05, 2010
R u really like dis in d 'real world'?or u just frontin?
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by Odunnu: 3:59pm On May 05, 2010
Pweety?
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by ElRazur: 4:00pm On May 05, 2010
Pweety4me:

R u really like dis in d 'real world'?or u just frontin?

I am a bad arse motherfunky guy. My mouth is as flithy as Sauron's inside [He is full of shit]  grin and I take no shit from nobody. I am like Yettymammy, but a bad, yeah Michael Jackson BAD version. Some say I am like Debosky, but a rougher and straight-talking bastard.

I think I am something like that.

grin

Come to the meet and find out? And if you won't then I guess we shall never know.   .   .    .    undecided


What are you like in real life?
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by ElRazur: 4:01pm On May 05, 2010
Odunnu:

Pweety?

Ki lo de? Ohun ati oko e soro lo wo. Joo odabo jare. grin
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by Pweety4me(f): 4:05pm On May 05, 2010
Odunnu:

Pweety?
Yes babe. . .no i did not leave nl tongue

ElRazur:

I am a bad arse motherfunky guy. My mouth is as flithy as Sauron's inside [He is full of poo] grin and I take no poo from nobody. I am like Yettymammy, but a bad, yeah Michael Jackson BAD version. Some say I am like Debosky, but a rougher and straight-talking naughty person.

I think I am something like that.

grin

Come to the meet and find out? And if you won't then I guess we shall never know. . . . undecided


What are you like in real life?
Hmmmm i am. . . we'll wait till d meeting now 2 find out wink cheesy tongue
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by Odunnu: 4:08pm On May 05, 2010
Hop u knw it wasnt u I was talkin abt ystrday whn I said ppl in Nl r fake?
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by Pweety4me(f): 4:09pm On May 05, 2010
Odunnu:

Hop u knw it wasnt u I was talkin abt ystrday whn I said ppl in Nl r fake?
O ok yea me know's u aight?we no see your face 4 some hours. . . grin tongue
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by ElRazur: 4:13pm On May 05, 2010
Pweety4me:

l tongue
Hmmmm i am. . . we'll wait till d meeting now 2 find out wink cheesy tongue

The thing be say if I bother to turn up and you dey dia, I no go give you face sef. So take a gear down on your shakara joo. By the way, two can play that game too.

Emi bad arse. Emi original bloodclat before any bloodclat. grin
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by Pweety4me(f): 4:16pm On May 05, 2010
ElRazur:

The thing be say if I bother to turn up and you dey dia, I no go give you face sef. So take a gear down on your shakara joo. By the way, two can play that game too.

Emi bad arse. Emi original bloodclat before any bloodclat. grin
Ahaha u no serious. . .u no know how my face be so how u no go give me face?abi i go stamp 'Pweety4Me' 4 my 4head! cheesy tongue

Hmmm anoda thing i was wondering r we gonna share pictures via mail cause how will we know who is who?
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by ElRazur: 4:25pm On May 05, 2010
Pweety4me:

Ahaha u no serious. . .u no know how my face be so how u no go give me face?abi i go stamp 'Pweety4Me' 4 my 4head! cheesy tongue

Hmmm anoda thing i was wondering r we gonna share pictures via mail cause how will we know who is who?


Omo mehn. Everyone introduces themselves by their NL names first [in most cases] and then their real life name after. Eventually, people will know who you are. I am sure someone on here knows your identity and with my networks of mole, don't be surprised if I have your photo before then.

Omo, I am wearing a T-shirt with the following inscription "I am ElRazur. Original fine boy since 19xx" so that way you won't miss me.

Why are you keen on sharing photos? It is odd, how you won't come on MSN or YIM, but do all you can to know more about others before hand. Nah wah o. I wonder why. undecided
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by Pweety4me(f): 4:28pm On May 05, 2010
Eheheh i never said i was keen i was just asking! cheesy grin tongue

Yea but u said u don't want any intruders right?so wat if some1 comes in & pretends 2 be 1 of d members?
undecided
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by Odunnu: 4:29pm On May 05, 2010
Emm egbon mii elrazur,e ma bi nu o bt u hv 2b kiaful hw u talk 2me.
I kan be vry violent o.
@Pweety,I ddnt go 2work last week so ths week i'v got a lot of stuff on my desk.Datz y i seem 2b away.
I C U R holdin it down so wel.
Dnt let all thse fake Nlndrz get thru o!
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by Pweety4me(f): 4:30pm On May 05, 2010
Odunnu:

Emm egbon mii elrazur,e ma bi nu o bt u hv 2b kiaful hw u talk 2me.
I kan be vry violent o.
@Pweety,I ddnt go 2work last week so ths week i'v got a lot of stuff on my desk.Datz y i seem 2b away.
I C U R holdin it down so wel.
Dnt let all thse fake Nlndrz get thru o!

Hehe!no way but who r they?so that i can keep an eye out 4 dem whisper it 2 me. lipsrsealed
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by sexyZee(f): 4:33pm On May 05, 2010
ElRazur:

I am a bad arse motherfunky guy. My mouth is as flithy as Sauron's inside [He is full of poo]  grin and I take no poo from nobody. I am like Yettymammy, but a bad, yeah Michael Jackson BAD version. Some say I am like Debosky, but a rougher and straight-talking naughty person.

I think I am something like that.

grin

Come to the meet and find out? And if you won't then I guess we shall never know.   .   .    .    undecided


What are you like in real life?

undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided na so dem go dey form bad guys 4 nl
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by ElRazur: 4:38pm On May 05, 2010
Pweety4me:



Yea but u said u don't want any intruders right?so wat if some1 comes in & pretends 2 be 1 of d members?
undecided

Omo mehn, relax. I am a security freak and as such I like to think I have an idea of what we are doing. We contemplated providing security the last time, but we felt NL as at the meet are mature enough and none was needed. Guess what, it went on with a blast and everyone chatted like we knew each other for real.

Also, there is no "Isolation" I.e people who came bought someone that knows someone with them.

The point is your email will be verified. I.e after giving Saga your email, he will ask you to change specific things in your profile as to know who we are dealing with and no one is using your email without your permission etc.

You see, if there was ever a leak, it will be from say a slowpoke or someone hellbent on causing wahala. We had one last time, during the planning stage and Sagamite was quick to step him and told that member to Bleep off. He did and was offered a refund or something like that sha.

Anyway, you have nothing to worry about. There will be CCTV coverage in any of the venue we are using anyway and we made sure the staff are informed to have it really recording. I know I did. smiley


I am not sure about you, but this aint the first time I am meeting people from the net for a meet. I did that with crazier white folks before, so kini big deal with Nigerians that aint even as half as crazy as I am? grin



@Odunnu

If you are violent, then I am a volcanic eruption. Fa ra bale or you go take body chop kane. Your choice. cheesy
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by ElRazur: 4:39pm On May 05, 2010
sexyZee:

undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided na so dem go dey form bad guys 4 nl

Wetin concern moimoi seller for Doctor's seminar? I dey talk to my wife you come here come dey talk shiiit. Thunder fire your mouth. Nonsense. Psshhhheeewwwwh. Shior.
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by ayettymama(f): 4:41pm On May 05, 2010
lol imagine someone like ayettymama and elrazur dating??

the house will actually explode!!!!! omg i think i will actually cut his head off!

lol. . . . . . . . . . . . . i think i should change!! embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed

**random thot**
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by Pweety4me(f): 4:44pm On May 05, 2010
Ok hubby i don hear u o. . . smiley


Ayet clear of my man first it was my nephew,them my ex-hubby now my present hubby kilode?egbami e laja ki ni mo gba lowo e iwo obirin yi?. . .
shocked grin angry angry tongue
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by Odunnu: 4:48pm On May 05, 2010
Pweety plz b kiaful.Anyhoozy sha,I thnk El is realer than som oda nlndrs.My only wahala wt hm is hs hi handed arrogance.
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by Odunnu: 4:50pm On May 05, 2010
Pweety plz b kiaful.Anyhoozy sha,I thnk El is realer than som oda nlndrs.My only wahala wt hm is hs hi handed arrogance.
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by ElRazur: 4:50pm On May 05, 2010
ayettymama:

lol imagine someone like ayettymama and elrazur dating??

the house will actually explode!!!!! omg i think i will actually cut his head off!

lol. . . . . . . . . . . . .  i think i should change!!  embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed

**random thot**

Awwhhh is this your way of making up? Okay no worries, you are forgiven.  grin grin

Look, I think we blew each other's chances the moment I said like skinny gals and the moment you wanted a 50cent body in a man. I can only speak for myself and say I do not have 50cent body, but damn, am good in other places. grin

Alternatively, we can give it a go again. You drop the 50cent criteria and I will overlook the skinny gals quality. Deal? If you say no God punish you. Just pre-empting an attack, just in case you wan do shakara.


grin

**Looks in the mirror**

**Winks**

**Damn am good**
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by Pweety4me(f): 4:50pm On May 05, 2010
Odunnu:

Pweety plz b kiaful.Anyhoozy sha,I thnk El is realer than som oda nlndrs.My only wahala wt hm is hs hi handed arrogance.
Ok thanx my sista. . . smiley about El i don dey tell u na even him don dey tell u say make u no take am serious. . .he just likes 2 jokes a lot jare abeg no mind am u hear? smiley
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by Odunnu: 4:51pm On May 05, 2010
Pweety plz b kiaful.Anyhoozy sha,I thnk El is realer than som oda nlndrs.My only wahala wt hm is hs hi handed arrogance.
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by ElRazur: 4:52pm On May 05, 2010
Odunnu:

Pweety plz b kiaful.Anyhoozy sha,I thnk El is realer than som oda nlndrs.My only wahala wt hm is hs hi handed arrogance.

Thank you.

But you need to meet Sagamite, Follypimp, Debo, Chamotex, Omo Ibo, Jay Bee and co. These are all cool dude. Apart from Sauron who is crazy like me too. grin

Look jare, nah your wahala if you think say I am arrogant. All I know say, when I come naija, I go come find you. grin
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by ElRazur: 4:53pm On May 05, 2010
Pweety4me:

Ok thanx my sista. . . smiley about El i don dey tell u na even him don dey tell u say make u no take am serious. . .he just likes 2 jokes a lot jare abeg no mind am u hear? smiley

Dey underestimate me sho gbo o. Na so I go take play play give you Gala oyinbo. grin
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by Pweety4me(f): 4:58pm On May 05, 2010
Pstttt. . .anyhow i have a twin sister i don't want her 2 come but it's like she wants 2 would u recommend it? undecided
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by ElRazur: 5:03pm On May 05, 2010
Pweety4me:

Pstttt. . .anyhow i have a twin sister i don't want her 2 come but it's like she wants 2 would u recommend it? undecided

Do I look like I am keen? undecided

Better still, pay for her and you, and both of una no turn up? Good idea I think. Or what do you think? grin


Look, I have a twin brother willing to come too, should he come? grin grin
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by ayettymama(f): 5:06pm On May 05, 2010
loool erm no!!!

u keep lovin ur skinny chips dayuum im lookin for my 50cent!!!!

tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue

its just ur comment on bein loud

and i was wonderin . . . .dont worry, youll think i fancy u

i dont want u thinkin that!!
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by Odunnu: 5:07pm On May 05, 2010
ElRazur:

All I know say, when I come naija, I go come find you.
ko serious at all!
I go run well well,u no go find me
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by Pweety4me(f): 5:08pm On May 05, 2010
ElRazur:

Do I look like I am keen? undecided

Better still, pay for her and you, and both of una no turn up? Good idea I think. Or what do you think? grin


Look, I have a twin brother willing to come too, should he come? grin grin
Is he nicer dan u?
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by ElRazur: 5:10pm On May 05, 2010
ayettymama:

loool erm no!!!

u keep lovin your skinny chips dayuum im lookin for my 50cent!!!!

tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue

its just your comment on bein loud

and i was wonderin . . . .dont worry, youll think i fancy u

i dont want u thinkin that!!

Nothing wrong with you thinking you fancy me. Heck, I fancy that mamiwater, bootz, and those I have seen their photo, but e no mean say e go happen you see, smiley

I fancy a Lamborghini, but e no mean say I go get to buy one soon. grin [Unless off course I win the lottery]

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