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| Real 9-1-1 Phone Calls. Lmao. by hotangel2(f): 6:19pm On Mar 08, 2007 |
BELIEVE it or not, These are REAL 911 Calls! Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency? Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner. Dispatcher: Do you have an address? Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why? ************ ********* ******* Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency? Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich. Dispatcher: Excuse me? Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it. Dispatcher: Was anything else taken? Caller: No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it! ************ ********* ***** Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency? Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it. Dispatcher: This is nine eleven. Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing. Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid. ************ ********* ********* ** Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency? Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart Dispatcher: Is this her first child? Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband! And the winner is, Dispatcher: 9-1-1 Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn, I think I'm going to pass out. Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from? Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster. Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic? Caller: No Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing? Caller: Running from the Police. |
| Re: Real 9-1-1 Phone Calls. Lmao. by naijadiva2(f): 8:14pm On Mar 08, 2007 |
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency? this on was the best. |
| Re: Real 9-1-1 Phone Calls. Lmao. by ami89(f): 12:28am On Mar 09, 2007 |
d last one was hella funny |
| Re: Real 9-1-1 Phone Calls. Lmao. by hotangel2(f): 2:40am On Mar 09, 2007 |
The last one is waaay tooo funny. I couoldnt stop laughing mehnnn. |
| Re: Real 9-1-1 Phone Calls. Lmao. by bluenubian(f): 2:51am On Mar 09, 2007 |
yeah the 9 eleven one is hilarious |
| Re: Real 9-1-1 Phone Calls. Lmao. by phatboisly(m): 11:38am On Mar 09, 2007 |
this is really crazy |
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