billybaby:

Graduating from University
Going for my NYSC Posting and getting it completed
Leaving an independent life
Getting married
Giving birth
Watching my children grown into a full fledged adults
Being present as they marry one after another and enjoying an aged life with them
Celebrating my golden jubilee in marriage
Marking one hundred years on earth
Exiting this planet earth after my first son marked his seventh birthday.
Being in heaven with the host of angels singing Hallelujah to the most high God with His son Jesus Christ being present at His right hand side.

Hmm, so your dying and leaving behind a seven year old son is or will be one of your favorite Rites of Passage ?

the day i will land on the moon

first time i toasted a girl (in primary six, ended up beating her)
when i entered boarding school (sent to a junior seminary guess mum thought i was too stubborn)
and passing out of NYSC
all else am yet to experience or not worth remembering, i guess

animal. no wonder mama sent u to a seminary

@Topic hmm it's too hard to choose one.

1. My first trip to Jamaica.
2. My first job.
3. My first home.
4. My first date with my ex.
5. My first pet of my own, my bad tempered cat.
6. The first time I actually received money for a painting
7. My first car, an old rust bucket.

I'm sorry I'm picking on this,but I've heard it so many times its getting to me:

krazied:

when i entered boarding school (sent to a junior seminary guess mum thought i was too sturborn)

You didn't 'enter' boarding school. . . .you got admitted into or gained admission .

You're probably Yoruba. . . hence the direct mis-translation. . . . "mo wo boarding school" into English.

Once again sory to pick on this,but its quite relevant. . .cheers 

I also entered shoe ( mo wo bata)

illusion2:

I'm sorry I'm picking on this,but I've heard it so many times its getting to me:

You didn't 'enter' boarding school. . . .you got admitted into or gained admission .

You're probably Yoruba. . . hence the direct mis-translation. . . . "mo wo boarding school" into English.

Once again sory to pick on this,but its [b]quire [/b]relevant. . .cheers 

Quite, sweetie, quite.

LOL I'm not an expert in placing one in a tribe by just   reading their grammatical errors tho. You have to teach me.


@post

First Ekiti Ibile school dance ---> We had those cute orange and multicolored ilekes.
First time in school ---> I climbed over the school fence, ran back home, got chased around by my grandma with her broom.
First time in Lagos ---> Terrible/Horrible, I wanted to go back to my village.
First time in a plane ---> worst experience ever!
First time in Elementary school --> I was "different", my teachers thought I was weird cuz I called them aunty and uncle. lol
First time away to college ---> me and my mom cried and talked every hour ahaha!
First few yrs on NL ---> I realize how complex Nigeria really is.
[s]First 43 yrs on earth ---> The world still revolves around me. [/s]

getting my master's degree


@kabukabu50, are u holding a MAN PURSE?

Ileke-IdI:

[s]First 43 yrs on earth ---> The world still revolves around me. [/s]

You are troublemaker sha ahn ahn

God bless NIGERIA.

First BestFriend(lost him to death's icy hands)
first job(at 15)
first assignment,exams and Results in Uni(God is Faithful)
first moment of heavy depression.
Lemme take a pause. . .

First baby(ies)!

Was just looking @ them for months and wondering how mixture of sweats and fluids could lead to them.God is awesome.