A Catholic priest was dying in a hospital and asked the doctor to call Police Officer and a Politician. within minutes, the two appeared. He asked them to sit on either side of the bed. The priest held their hand and kept quite. The two men were so touched and at the same time felt very important for being summoned by a priest at his dying moment. Out of anxiety, the Politician asked "But why did you call us?"The priest gathered all his strength and said 'Jesus died between two thieves...... I want to go the same way!!!!!
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I can't wait for my pastor to say do something crazy for Jesus...I will just carry the offering box and runaway which I have been bless by obeying my pastor.

THIS WORLD IS CRAZY!!....
(1).You buy your girfriend cellphone, another guy comes in and buy her airtime....Thisis what I call DIVISION OF LABOUR..
(2).You buy clothes for your girlfriend,another guy comes in and UnCloth her,...This is what I call SEPARATION OF POWERS...
(3).You pay school fees for your girlfriend, Another man pays her house rent..This is what I call BUSINESS COMBINATION..
(4).You try to ask your girlfriend to make Love with her and she refuse, Another man comes in and make Love with her everyday ,,What do call it

you call this ??
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(A) Opportunity Cost
(B) Equilibrium Point
(C) Bad Investment